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A sweet-tasting frozen drink made by continually stirring a flavored syrop at a below-freezing temperature to create a frozen, yet fluid drink. One of God's greatest gifts to humans.
Great for cooling down in the summer, but best in the winter after hockey games.
You guys want anything from Sev?
Yeah: Slurpees!
Slurpee by Julius Caesar June 12, 2003

151 Slurpee

1/2 to 3/4 of 151 (750ml bottle)

1/4 to 1/3 of Malibu Coconut (750ml bottle) - Really just for flavoring.

3 to 4 32oz Slurpees in blue raspberry, cherry, banana, or pina colada. Don't use the sugar free stuff.

2 Amp Energy drinks - "Traction" or "elevate" recommended

Empty 1 Gallon jug to mix it all together. Then place in freezer.

For the most part the alcohol will not freeze but about half usually tends to freeze up back into slurpee/slush form.

Using 20oz Gatorade bottles to distribute the mixture for smaller more easily accessible drinking works well too, but if you feel like rocking a 64oz Ultimate Gulp mug from 7/11 go for it!

Get Drunkerized!
- 151 Slurpee, Get Drunkerized!
- What in it
- Lots of 151, goes down smooth and tastes awesome!

Sloppy slurper

The intense process of performing fellatio.
Barry demonstrated that he is quite the sloppy slurper when giving that deep throat.

Colorado Slurpee 

While having a three way, you shoot your baby yogurt inside the lady's butthole. After you pull out, the other girl inserts a straw into the asshole of the girl you jizzed in, and proceeds to suck the cum out of her anus.
"So these girls asked me if I ever performed a Colorado Slurpee and said no. It was disgusting and also the weirdest three-way I've ever had."
Colorado Slurpee by ChayneRex June 27, 2016

Slurpee Slinger 

"I had to go back and address the Slurpee Slinger because he gave me Trojan Magnums instead of the regular size"
Slurpee Slinger by Todd A. March 12, 2008

semen slurper

a person who enjoys a nice warm cup of semen soup. they slurp it all down
wow dat hoe a semen slurper fo sho.
semen slurper by john tyler October 26, 2006