Getting stabbed 

I’m fucking bleeding everywhere oh god

“IM FUCKING GETTING STABBED OH GOD WHY OH MY MOM I STILL OWE HER LUNCH MONEY FROM LAST TUESDAY WAHT THE FUCK CLARENCE WHY DID YOU FUCKING STAB ME”

Getting stabbed by Jaxilla November 22, 2019

and then I totally stabbed some guy 

the new "and then i found five dollars"
an expression used to salvage a bad story

"so yeah i had this dream and you were in it and we were in this car but it looked really weird and there was a talking fish and it was just like...woah......"

-silence-

....and then i totally stabbed some guy

and then I totally stabbed some guy by plastic_tree October 19, 2006

Slabbering 

Belfast slang for talking about someone. If someone was to slabber about one another it would be just talking about them.

‘Did you hear that Cherelle was slabbering about Jacinta yesterday?’

‘Seriously?! I thought they were mates.’
‘Yeah, Cherelle the slabbering bitch, no one likes slabbers’

Slabbering by SodukuBiatch November 8, 2018

Stabbed 

When a male has "got it goin' on". In other words, he's got the entire package- looks, smarts, skills, killer personality, everything.

Girl 1: "I met a boy thats hot, going to Northwestern and loves to cook. Too good to be true, he must be gay or something."

Girl 2: "I dunno Northwestern boys are usually preeetttyy stabbed...."

Stabbed by brucewaynebrady July 9, 2011

ur knob got slobbed 

when your sleeping, passed out, knocked out, or in any way unconcious and when you wake up your weiner is wet with slobber. As you as you wake up the song "Slob on my knob like corn on the cob" starts playing. Next to radio that is playing "Slob on my knob like corn on the cob" there is small post it that says "ur knob got slobbed". The longer the slobber sits on the slobbed weiner it could create a semi-offensive odor that requires a shower. The prime suspects are in the closet gay dudes and nympho pyscho girlfriends.

Victim: Dang... i must have passed out from drinking all that zifandel and vodka. Wait...why is my weiner wet?

radio starts playing "slob on my knob like corn on the cob" with a post it right next to it that "ur knob got slobbed"

Victim: uh oh... I don't have a girlfriend and I go to an all boys school. NOOOOOO!

ur knob got slobbed by Pnon2 January 27, 2010

stabbedomen 

What the abdomen becomes following violent stabbing action

"Man did you hear, Mark got mugged in the park last night."
"Oh shit, is he alright?"
"Well, he's got a stabbedomen now."

stabbedomen by deadheadyates September 6, 2016