Singerman 

Derogatory word used to describe specify Superman as seen in SUPERMAN RETURNS as opposed to in any other vehicle. Named for director Bryan Singer whose Superman movie featured the Man of Steel--played by a lackluster pretty boy--doing unbearably out of character stuff.

Singerman left everyone behind for five years. Singerman got Lois pregnant. Singerman peeked into her house out of jealousy. Superman would never do that shit.

Singerman by Nightwing83 June 24, 2008

to singer 

Singer, To Singer - Verb

The act of taking someone who used to be but is no longer fun and make them fun again.

Daniel: Dude, I moved to Sydney and now I'm all boring
Marc: Move to Melbourne
Eytan: We are going to singer you
Marc Singer the crap out of you
Daniel: Win

to singer by singermovestomelbournecampaign September 6, 2010

town singer 

An illegal prostitute in a city.

Town singers usually do their business in the abandoned church.

town singer by System0X April 25, 2017

singledom 

someone who is single. singledom- similar to freedom.

after have the bitch nag at me for years, i open my arms to singledom.

singledom by my balls itch May 20, 2004

lead singer's disease

The tendency for the lead singer of a rock band to become egotistical and impossible to work.

There are a number of factors that can contribute to the onset of LSD including; a natural tendency in the singer to act like a prima donna and treat other people like shit, the level of fame and fortune the band manages to achieve (whether deserved or not), how quickly the band goes from being dirt poor and unknown to filthy rich and overly famous, and whether or not other members of the band have enough talent to compete with the singer for the public and the media's attention.

LSD is often fatal… …for the band. Once a singer develops LSD there is very little hope of them ever recovering from it.

PLAIN ENGLISH VERSION: Lead singer's disease is what happens when a lead singer lets the success of their band go to their head, starts acting like he or she is god and begins to demand that everything be done their way. If they don't get their way their inflated ego makes them think that they don't need the other band members and the band splits up.

Who do you think is a worse case of lead singer's disease, Axl Rose or David Lee Roth?

lead singer's disease by amoebabadass December 9, 2008

vive le singe 

Literally meaning "long live the monkey" in french. But, it's oh so much more. This is the phrase that will revolutionise the face of the planet.
Better start saying it before everybody else does, so then you can be hardcore.

You : VIVE LE SINGE
Him : VIVE LE SINGE

vive le singe by Matt in The Hat April 2, 2004

Silk and satin, signed wit a patent 

Pimp shit, basically. Slick talk so smooth that it's swagger jacker-proof. Slick talk so prolific and profound that muthafuckas can't just bite off that shit, cuz it's in ya, not on ya.

First Guy: "Kristine Ngo got that slick talk down on her blog."

Second Guy: "Yeah but she can't spit game like a true playa."

First Guy: "What the fuck you talkin' bout? Women invented the game. And her mouthpiece is silk and satin, signed wit a patent, daddy."

Silk and satin, signed wit a patent by omnimetaversal aka T-Money May 26, 2010