ShitStain 

A person who's complete and utterly disgusting, smells like cigarette smoke, is arrogent, thinks that if she bore you she can kill you, and drinks boxed wine.

I mean, who drinks BOXED wine?!

Christina L. B.
.........................

ShitStain by Royal Rainbow!!!! April 1, 2005

Shit Stained Balls 

While sitting in a hard surface such as a wooden chair, tempt fate by cutting a fart and accidentally shit. As a result from the hard surface the shit is forced to the back and front drenching your ball bag in wet play-doh.

Man 1.Dude, last night I went to blow ass and accidentally sharted all over my balls.
Man 2. Damn dude, you had Shit Stained Balls..

Shit Stained Balls by JxHAWK July 28, 2014

shitstain waterfalls

unbearable, explosive, violent, diarrhea.

this will normally destroy plans and will not allow you to go anywhere too far from a toilet

a:did you go to the killswitch show on saturday?
b:no,i fuckin had shitstain waterfalls all night...my ass still hurts

shitstain waterfalls by kevin bialkowski December 4, 2007

shitstain 

An utter jerk, scumbag, and loser.

Alec Baldwin is such a shitstain!

shitstain by 7samurai December 9, 2002

Talking Shitstain

Someone who brags and talks a lot of shit to appear big infront of his friends, gf, and buddies. Desperately trying to hide his own insecurties and believing in his own hype.

Tommy talks so much shit, and that fat fuck believes in his self hype what a talking shitstain he is. Always talking when no one wants to listen.

Talking Shitstain by rogerW November 8, 2009

Shit stained keyboard 

When your partner sits on the computer keyboard while giving you oral sex and shits on your computer.

Oh dude your mom left the worst shit stained keyboard last night.

Shit stained keyboard by Fasal Ahad November 10, 2006

Shit-Stained Balls 

When a bitch ass mother fucker fucks his stupid bitch so fucking hard in the pussy from behind so that his hairy fucking atrocity of a ball sack slams violently into her filthy, hairy asshole resulting in large amounts of her shit spraying in all directions, covering the fucking bitch shit cock ass mother fucking cocksucker's nut sack in a thick layer of shit, most likely due to the fact that the stupid slut probably forgot to wipe her fucking bitch ass cunt whore pussy licking fucktard asshole last time she took an almighty shit.

"Last night i ambushed my girlfriend in the bathroom while she was taking a hearty shit and proceeded to fuck her from behind, and i ended up with shit-stained balls.

Shit-Stained Balls by Big-Titted Dreamboat July 17, 2011