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I want to shit my pants 

An expression used to describe a feeling of being overwhelmed by something unnecessarily complicated or hard.
I can't let go of my ex because we have so many things in common and we have been in each other's lives for so long, but I really love you and want to build a future with you.

- Omg you are so hopeless! I want to shit my pants...

Half Shit My Pants 

An event that is between a wet fart and full blown shitting yourself. Poo was contained between your buttocks and you were able to make it to a restroom to finish and cleanup.
I half shit my pants today, but I was able to make it to the bathroom.
Half Shit My Pants by Bbo1234 November 2, 2022

shit yo' pants? 

Winston: "Yo dawg, I be winnin' the lottery."
Simon: "Shit yo' pants?"
Winston: "Hellz yeah."

Shit mah pants 

An expression used when you fucked up, or see something amazing that nobody can explain.

Shit your pants

The worst thing that can ever happen to you
Guy 1: you shit your pants?
Guy 2: yeah
Guy 1: *laughs*

Shit your pants in class day 

On this day you should shit your pants in class regardless of age. It is on feburary 1st
Hey broski, today is shit your pants in class day! Don't forget to take a massive dookie in your pants today during class!!!