photo shopped

Drawing from the popular "PhotoShop" graphic manipulation software, photo shopped refers to a personal style of hiding your flaws and enhancing your assets to make a better-than-life impression.

Conversation between two female baristas in a coffeehouse: "Did she photo shopped herself out?"

photo shopped by Michael G. Terpstra, Ph.D. August 22, 2006

shipped

the strong desire for 2 or more fictional characters to be in a romantic relationship

OMG, I shipped Sherlock and Watson! #Johnlock

shipped by Ladara September 13, 2014

My dog stepped on a bee 

More like Amber Heard stepped on the bee, but she framed the bloody dog!

Amber Heard: My dog stepped on a bee *screws up her face*

Me: You fucking stepped on the bee you crazy bitch, you just framed the bloody dog!

My dog stepped on a bee by UltimateDoge September 5, 2022

my cat stepped on my keyboard 

when you do something cringey, but you don't have a good excuse, so you do the only thing that'll save you.

Person 1: I like you
Person 2: lol u ugly
person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry

Person 1: I like you
Person 2: lol u ugly
person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry

my cat stepped on my keyboard by Mirukal October 17, 2020

My dog stepped on a bee 

A joke about when "Amber Heard" said this during court

I'm not feeling good my dog stepped on a bee.

My dog stepped on a bee by Just a human_6 February 23, 2023

shipped

When the thought of two spicific people dating becomes wanted

"I soo think that Hannah and Clay should be shipped"

shipped by Im A Frog April 14, 2017

nobody stepped on it rule 

When someone is just so freakin hungry they disregard all laws of physics and, without hesitation, will eat that delicious outmeal cream pie that's currently on the floor. Who knows how many decades ago this poor Little Debbie fell on the floor, but it's still fully intact, and it tastes good, which is all that matters.

Fred: Aw man, my cookie fell on the floor.
Melvin: You're not gonna eat it??!
Fred: Are you kidding? It's already been 5.092 seconds! I can't eat that infected piece of @#$!!
Melvin: Well, you know I live by the nobody stepped on it rule man.
*Melvin eats cookie*
Fred: DUDE YOU'RE GONNA GET MALARIA!!

R.I.P. Melvin: 1988-2008

nobody stepped on it rule by SmellsPrettyBad March 6, 2008