Jake Shirleying 

the act of hanging from ones ankles and masturbating until completion

Last night my girlfriend couldnt come over, so i ended up jake shirleying for 35 minutes.

Jake Shirleying by Bryton quermo October 15, 2021

Turtle shelling 

What happens when you hold your poop for too long. When you finally sit down on the toilet, you let loose only to realize that it may have been on the verge of popping out, and that you probably had less time to wait than you thought.

John: "Bro, Sidney was over for 6 hours last night and I had to shit so bad!"

Steve: "Damn, son. Did you drop a deuce with her at your place?"

John: "No, but I was turtle shelling it like a mothafucka. Almost shat everywhere."

Turtle shelling by 2toedsloth December 18, 2011

Shelling 

To backout of a peer-pressured situation.

He's shelling out of drinking at tonight's party.

Shelling by wardell1973 November 25, 2015

Shelling 

refers to sexual intercourse

Adam: Were you all shelling last night?

Shelling by D1TL October 22, 2016

Turtle Shelling 

The art of hiding an erection while sitting and leaning one's upper torso at a 45 degree angle betwixt one's chest and lap. The owner of said erection then proceeds to arch their back in such a way that makes them appear to be sitting upright. This causes said erection to recede into the body causing a "turtle shell" effect.

"Dude, my Spanish teacher is so hot...she had me turtle shelling all class."

Turtle Shelling by JoPaGeRi.TBC September 11, 2007

Shellington 

where someone is very happy and is enjoying life

"i feel very shellington today"

Shellington by ventron500 November 14, 2019

shelleyfeng 

likes bacon

roblox robux like shelleyfeng

shelleyfeng by okwwioafjaf243t January 23, 2021