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But baby...it's shark week! 

The perfect excuse to get your significant other to do something. Like let you put it in her butt.
Suzie: I've told you a thousand times, no! You cannot put it in my butt!
John: But baby...it's shark week!
Suzie: *sigh* I'll get the lube.

Italian shank

the act of which a girl is spanked with a wooden spoon
"yo she was mad hyphy so i gave her the italian shank and she loved it"
Italian shank by Truth March 14, 2005

Skank-itus 

skank-itus is a disease..you act like a skank and the word skank is a huge part of your vocabulary.
that girl is such a skank. shes probably got skank-itus.

- i see youve caught a case of the skank-itus
Skank-itus by nitsrik March 29, 2009

Shankitied 

'WTF man how did that butterknife get stuck in you're rectum?'

answer- 'i was just Shankitied by that old lady'

'yeah well i got a lollipop shoved up my ass so don't be complaining......bitch!
Shankitied by bubsy954 April 29, 2010
He is one of a kind who you meet once in a lifetime so don't let him go. He is so ambitious & determined to finish things at perfection. the sweetest, most humble and the most attractive human being in this whole universe.
He always knows the perfect thing to say and the right time to say it. A person who always help others. He can do anything for the ones he love.people having him in their life can be said lucky. His positive outlook towards the world makes him get everything he wish for.he is loved by all.
Girl 1: Yesterday, I met a the most sweetest and the awesomest guy ever at the club.

Girl 2: OMG, you mean ?

Girl 1: yup... Shankit!
shankit by anonymous November 23, 2021