Skank-itus
that girl is such a skank. shes probably got skank-itus.
- i see youve caught a case of the skank-itus
- i see youve caught a case of the skank-itus
Skank-itus by nitsrik March 29, 2009
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skankitis
1. An epidemic that used to only inflict females between the ages of 18 and 35, but now reaches females of all ages. It’s a disease that infects woman who are oftentimes perfectly normal the rest of the day.
2. Daytime, the woman is as conservative a dresser as you will ever meet. But when nightime rolls around, she have this overwhelming urge to mimic Paris Hilton.
2. Daytime, the woman is as conservative a dresser as you will ever meet. But when nightime rolls around, she have this overwhelming urge to mimic Paris Hilton.
Halloween Skankitis:
COLLEGE GIRL: “I can’t explain it. On October 30th, I wear jeans and a sweater. The next day, I dress like a naughty nurse or maid. On November 1st, I wear jeans and a sweater again.”
MOM: “Me too! Something just comes over me when the calendar says October 31st"
COLLEGE GIRL: “I can’t explain it. On October 30th, I wear jeans and a sweater. The next day, I dress like a naughty nurse or maid. On November 1st, I wear jeans and a sweater again.”
MOM: “Me too! Something just comes over me when the calendar says October 31st"
skankitis by Halloween-Skankitis April 29, 2009
Related Words
Skank-itus • skankitus STD • skankitis • skankitude • skank it up • Skankity slut-slut • skank • skank tank • skank ho • skank muffin
skankitis
1. It’s a disease that infects woman who often dress conservative and act perfectly normal during the day. When infected, they choose to dress more provacative. They always act a bit more naughty then usual during a night out with girls.
2. A sexy, naughty, bitchy version of the girl next door that typically comes out at night to play.
2. A sexy, naughty, bitchy version of the girl next door that typically comes out at night to play.
skankitude
Exuding an air of skankiness; a skanky attitude or a skanky wickedness (a play on the word "turpitude").
skankitude by Prudeance June 12, 2006
skankitude
Skankitude is a measure of a girl's sexual desirability, taking into account her style of clothes, her sexual experience, and her level of promiscuity, in other words, her skankiness. Some skankitude is integral in any girl, but too much will of course be dangerous for everyone involved.
skankitude by DrBrianFellows November 8, 2010
skankitis
"Fuckballs, bro! I slept with Janelle last night and my balls itch like a muhfukka. Shoot, bitch gave me a mean case of skankitis."
skankitis by rachel2007 December 28, 2007
skankitus STD
skankitus STD by Coopad.com January 13, 2008
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