Skank-itus

skank-itus is a disease..you act like a skank and the word skank is a huge part of your vocabulary.

that girl is such a skank. shes probably got skank-itus.

- i see youve caught a case of the skank-itus

by nitsrik March 29, 2009

skankitis

1. An epidemic that used to only inflict females between the ages of 18 and 35, but now reaches females of all ages. It’s a disease that infects woman who are oftentimes perfectly normal the rest of the day.

2. Daytime, the woman is as conservative a dresser as you will ever meet. But when nightime rolls around, she have this overwhelming urge to mimic Paris Hilton.

Halloween Skankitis:

COLLEGE GIRL: “I can’t explain it. On October 30th, I wear jeans and a sweater. The next day, I dress like a naughty nurse or maid. On November 1st, I wear jeans and a sweater again.”
MOM: “Me too! Something just comes over me when the calendar says October 31st"

by Halloween-Skankitis April 29, 2009

skankitis

1. It’s a disease that infects woman who often dress conservative and act perfectly normal during the day. When infected, they choose to dress more provacative. They always act a bit more naughty then usual during a night out with girls.

2. A sexy, naughty, bitchy version of the girl next door that typically comes out at night to play.

"We got that skankitis! And we don't take no vaccines, we just take shots!"

by Juice* January 29, 2009

skankitude

Exuding an air of skankiness; a skanky attitude or a skanky wickedness (a play on the word "turpitude").

Our society has succumb to decadence and moral skankitude

by Prudeance June 12, 2006

skankitude

Skankitude is a measure of a girl's sexual desirability, taking into account her style of clothes, her sexual experience, and her level of promiscuity, in other words, her skankiness. Some skankitude is integral in any girl, but too much will of course be dangerous for everyone involved.

"Yo dude, that girl is hot!"
"Yeah, but her skankitude is off the charts."

by DrBrianFellows November 8, 2010

skankitis

Early signs of yet undiagnosed venereal disease, usually acquired from sleeping with loose women.

"Fuckballs, bro! I slept with Janelle last night and my balls itch like a muhfukka. Shoot, bitch gave me a mean case of skankitis."

by rachel2007 December 28, 2007

skankitus STD

any std you get from preforming ass to maof with a skank

I got a skankitus STD when i went ass to maof with my grandpa

by Coopad.com January 13, 2008