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1)That towel-absorbee you see every now and then on t.v. advertised by Vince Offer, a guy with a huge eyeball.

2)You use it dab up spills, then ring it dry, like magic.

3)The absorbee I put in front of my tub so I can jump out and roll myself dry, like magic

4)The last towel you'll ever buy, until it begins to stink
"It's a towel, it's a wipe, it's a mat, it's, it's...A ShamWow!"

"Now look into my eyeball and tell me you don't want one!"
ShamWow by VinceOffer March 31, 2009
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I just bought this on tv and it sucks! I got totally shamWowed.
Shamwowed by Hibbster July 29, 2011

Shamwow (guyanese version) 

The video that started it all! A video translation of the shamwow product in guyanese terms
Darshawn: Eh bai, come heh and see this

Rohan: Shamwow (guyanese version)? tha ting funny bai

THE ShamWOW :) 

The act of ejaculating on a woman's and/or mans face and smearing it around with your testicles in a circular fashion. Wet or dry.
Holy shit my grandma the nun totally told my sister how my grandpa the muthafuckin pope gave her THE ShamWOW :)
THE ShamWOW :) by McFinklebottom November 2, 2010

ShamWOW'd 

Punched
(This came from when the shamwow dude punched the prostitute)
You just got shamWOW'd!
I'm going to shamWOW you!
ShamWOW'd by Somethingstinks May 24, 2009

Shamwow'd 

verb.

when a person gets so drunk that the only thing that could make them sober is to absorb the alcohol in their blood with a shamwow.
Matt got so shamwow'd that when the cops showed up he asked them to sign his case of Coors Light.
Shamwow'd by auburndrivexo September 5, 2010
When you are having sex with a wet chick and she squirts, you soak up the girl-jizz with a ShamWow and then ring it out on her face.
Dude 1: I hate it when chicks squirt all over me!
Dude 2: You should try the ShamWow
ShamWow by Sham_Man November 22, 2009