Seat Mech

1. Greatest Marine ever

2. Jesus Christ himself was the first seat mech, he joined the marine corps in the year 1 and retired as a Sgt Maj in the year 2... yah he was that awesome.

3. Has slept with every known hot woman in the world... leaves all the fat chicks for powerline and ordnance

4. Every seat mech has kicked Chuck Norris' ass at least once.

All the Hot chicks in the world: "WOW seat mech's are the best!"

Jesus: "I remember when i was a seat mech!"

Chuck Norris: "Holy crap if another seat mech whoops my ass im gonna just roundhouse kick myself to death"

Seat Mech by Seatmech April 28, 2008

seat back 

Anouncing that you are reserving your seat when you getting up to get something.

Jason you dumbass,I'm getting a drink. Seat back.

seat back by Jason you dumbass November 22, 2005

Seat Swallower 

An overweighted person on a bicycle, with their ass swallowing the seat each time they cycle.

As Katie(a fat person in my class) cycled past, we noticed her ass was swallowing the seat. so therefore we shouted SEAT SWALLOWER!!!!!!!

Seat Swallower by Robbieeeeee August 24, 2008

seat encroacher 

When you are sitting on an airplane and the person next to you is taller or fatter so parts of their body start to spread to your seay making you uncomfortable.

The obese woman's thigh was touching mine on the airplane. What a seat encroacher!

I had to put a pillow next to the seat divider because the man's elbow were in my space. I hoped when his elbow touched the pillow he would stop being a seat encroacher. At the very least, he'd be touching the pillow and not me.

seat encroacher by Ranee Stevens May 7, 2011

Seat belt supreme 

During anal sex in the back seat of a car, one quickly replaces the penetrating penis with a seat belt.

1. "Dude, last night on the way home in the car, you didnt even know it, but I gave your girl a mean Seat belt supreme in the back seat."

Seat belt supreme by jorge12345 June 18, 2011

Seat Filler 

A regular person used to fill up space (usually) in award shows so it looks like it's packed full with people. Whenever somebody gets up to accept an award, a 'seat filler' is ordered to sit in that seat. They're may also be used to seperate celebrities from others, as award shows have a very strict seating chart to avoid any problems.

Guy: Alright, Maroon 5 is getting up to accept their 'award', you guys will take their seats.

Seat Filler by Gearbox March 29, 2005

seat scramble 

Something you may call if you're with a bunch of seat checking nazis. If more than half the people agree to the seat scramble, all current seat checks are void.

So the ten of us got up to shoot some hoops at halftime, and seat checks were called. As we were heading in, Jon called a seat scramble, and everybody started grabbing new seats. Because of it, I ended up losing my massaging recliner.

seat scramble by jrod June 18, 2004