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Someone you hold in the contmept, generally has a lot of money is a bit arrogant and always a pain in your ass.
As far as i can tell it was coined by jewish bakers in new york
fuckin' schmuck (mumbling)
schmuck by Spike rules June 11, 2006
Rabbi Schmeigel sure schmucked the foreskin off that penis
Schmuck by jesusincincy February 16, 2021
Tom DeLay

A self serving neocon scumbag who should have lost job.

Conservative republicans changed the law that would forced his removal

This is Democracy in action
Only a real DeLay would have voted for George W. Bush
schmuck by harry cannoli May 13, 2005
Whatever the hell you want it to be. Really... anything...
You: You, my fine sir, are a schmuck.

Friend: What the hell is a schmuck?

You: I'm not sure yet.
Schmuck by Dr. Meowings April 1, 2010
metaphorical term for someone who often receives much heartache from a significant other, yet remains cheerful and cordial towards them; even maintaining friendship with that person after a break up
Dustin's girlfriend treated him like a dog, then dumped him, but he still drives her to work everday. What a schmuck!
schmuck by Dustin April 10, 2005
The word schmuck is only one of the many words in the English language. It has many meanings. It's true meaning is "an idiot or dimwitted fool". Using its Jewish meaning is simply an insult to give to a stupid friend, family member, or co worker.

Its most common meaning is used to replace fuck, the "f" word. Replacing fuck is used in many ways. As direct insults, sexual content, a noun, a verb, an adjective, a command, outdoor play, to change the meaning of the word, or the only word in the sentence.
Jewish term: Jacob is a schmuck.
As an insult meaning fuck: Schmuck you!
As a noun: You are ugly as schmuck.
As a verb: John schmucked Shirley.
As an adjective: This is really schmucky.
As a command: Shut the schmuck up!
As outdoor play: Why don't you go outside and play hide and go schmuck yourself?
Changing meaning: Unschmuckingbeleivable or Inschmuckingcredible.
As the only word in the sentence: Schmuck the schmucking schmuckers. Schmuck you you mother schmucking schmucker.
Schmuck by Valsha Taylor April 27, 2009