Saskatoon 

A Sasktatoon is a really ugly girl. Sometimes overweight. It's another label along the thread of swamp donkeys and ditch pigs, although a Saskatoon has a less promiscuous connotation. Generally, just a physically hideous female specimen.

I'm going as a wing-man on my buddy's date. The girl for me better not be a Saskatoon.

Saskatoon by Slimshady535390 June 16, 2010

Saskatoon Handwarmer 

A Saskatoon Handwarmer is 1) a bad hockey player or 2) the act of defecating into a winter hat or pair of gloves.

Amber gave Bill a Saskatoon Handwarmer after the game because he was playing like one.

Saskatoon Handwarmer by Acetophetamin May 29, 2022

Saskatoon 

Poonany from Saskatchewan, Especially Saskatoon.

Bert: Yo buddy, why you headed to Saskatoon?
Herb: why else? To get me some Saskapoon!

Saskatoon by luciousdick August 27, 2023

Saskatoon Hot Pocket 

When it’s really cold like it is in Saskatchewan and you shit in your girlfriends pussy before fucking her to stay warm.

I gave Jessica the ol Saskatoon hot pocket on the weekend in ice fishing shack because it was -35

Saskatoon Hot Pocket by Kyle the king July 8, 2025

Saskatoon Hot Pocket 

When it’s cold like it is in Saskatchewan and you shit in your girlfriends pussy before fucking her

I gave Jessica the ol Saskatoon hot pocket on the weekend in the ice fishing shack because it’s -35

Saskatoon Hot Pocket by Kyle the king July 8, 2025

Saskatoonie Handy Jay

The act of getting a handjob by someone wearing rough textured wool mittens.

Last night at the Zoo, Brad's mom gave me a Saskatoonie Handy Jay while we were sitting on the bench watching the penguins swim.

Saskatoonie Handy Jay by Little BB November 23, 2013

Saskatoonian 

A person who lives in Saskatoon Saskatchewan.

There are alot of saskatoonians from that city.

Saskatoonian by Whos That Chick April 4, 2011