uncle sam's pig roast 

Uncle Sam's Pig Roast (n) - The act of copulation with an obese woman on the fourth of July.

"Brian's walking kind of funny, he must've gone to Uncle Sam's Pig Roast... by the way, happy Independance Day!!"

uncle sam's pig roast by mr & jb September 3, 2006

Uncle Sam’s club 

A PX on a military base

Want to got to Uncle Sam’s club at Buckley AFB this weekend?

Uncle Sam’s club by Munstadi June 10, 2018

Case of the sams 

Having a case of the sams means that when someone buys a new computer game they are addicted to they will give up their life for a number of days to play that game.

Jim: Where's Tom he hasn't been in school for the past three days?

Frank: I dont know, but I heard he got the new Halo at the weekend.

Jim: Ah! he must have a case of the sams.

Case of the sams by SJolly7 March 31, 2009

Sam's Chicken 

The best chicken shop (halal) in the world

'Hey, iv got an idea, lets go to Sam's Chicken'
'yeh, we can get 2 burgers, 2 fries, £2'
*enters Sam's Chicken*
'i would like 2 burgers, 2 fries, £2 please'
*hands over the food*
'mmmmmm, this burger is lovely'
'i no'
'u no wat, i wanna speak to sam'
'so do i'
'waiter, we wanna speak to SAM'
'COS WE LUV SAM!!!!!!'

Sam's Chicken by naahyar lasiaf January 11, 2009

Uncle Sam's Tennessee Turkey 

It is mainly described as the very inhumane act of deficating on a innocent young female and ejaculating on her face whilst consuming a quite delicious golden glazed turkey leg and reciting the pledge of allegance.

Dude Man! Roberto gave Tina the gnarliest Uncle Sam's Tennessee Turkey last night!

Uncle Sam's Tennessee Turkey by Robertojohnson10 September 16, 2009

SAMS 

Acronym for Severe Acute Masturbation Syndrome.

Describes the affliction of belting off so much that you shun your friends, have violent mood swings, believe the internet is talking to you personally and refuse to actually have sexual relations with another human being.

Since Liam got a broadband internet connection he has developed a debilitating case of SAMS

SAMS by Longtimelistener December 6, 2010

Sam's Chicken 

The best chicken shop (halal) in the world

'Hey, iv got an idea, lets go to Sam's Chicken'
'yeh, we can get 2 burgers, 2 fries, £2'
*enters Sam's Chicken*
'i would like 2 burgers, 2 fries, £2 please'
*hands over the food*
'mmmmmm, this burger is lovely'
'i no'
'u no wat, i wanna speak to sam'
'so do i'
waiter, i wanna speak to SAM
'COS WE LUV SAM!!!!!!'

Sam's Chicken by naahyar lasiaf January 11, 2009