Salting the Snail

*Conversation between guy and girl is getting heated*

Guy: brb gotta take a shit
Girl: DUDE! You're totally salting the snail

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Salting

When a male ejaculates on someone.

Yo, I totally ended up salting them hoes last night.

Salting by squidman47 October 14, 2011

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When your boob hurt.

Ashly: fuck off m8
Carly: Your really salting my apples.

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The destruction of a womens vagina due to having to much sex

Hey dude I am totally going to reck the girl.
Dude to late she has been salting the land for awhile
Damn on to the next chick

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To talk sluttily while chatting online.

I was slatting with him all day.

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1. When you ejaculate in a girl and say you did not.

2. When you tell a girl you are wearing a condom, and are not, and then ejaculate into her.

Guy 1: I think Shannon is pregnant.

Guy 2: Really? Damn that sucks.

Guy 1: Nah, that's ok, I expected it. I keep salting the napkin.

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the opposite of cuffing season. time to dumb, be dumped and throw SALT on all those happy winter relationships

i don't have to buy her a christmas present bc im celebrating salting season early this year

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