salad shootin' 

When you've eaten too much salad, or other fiber source, and the second your butt hits the toilet seat feces shoots out at high velocity.

Neil: Hey man, you coming, we're gonna be late for that statistical overview meeting!

Bob: Naw, dude, I'm gonna be salad shootin' for a few more hours. NEVER eat Mexican yogurt!!!

salad shootin' by BADxKARMA April 4, 2013

George Salazar 

the ultimate bandana man. sings like a god. he sponsors supreme even tho he isn’t really sponsored by supreme. gains 1.5billion followers a day. put him on broadway thank you.

Me: wHOA george salazar’s Instagram sure in getting popular hahaha pls revive godspell

George Salazar by sslushiess the flop meme girl March 7, 2018

right in front of my salad 

a meme from a gay porn scene where two guys are fucking in front of a woman who is enjoying her salad. she responds with "are you serious? right in front of my salad?" it is used to express annoyance when someone is doing something totally inappropriate in front of your eyes.

"Are you seriously being transphobic? Right in front of my salad?"

right in front of my salad by imahoeaf August 3, 2017

The Perfect Salad 

Mixed greens, vegetables, and other things.... HOYAAAA

Tyler Christian Kendall"Dang Daniel, that salad last night was THE perfect salad"

The Perfect Salad by Megalog December 10, 2016

salad choice 

A slang term for a job or the method someone makes their money.

Right now I got the green, and it's not just 'cause my salad choice.

salad choice by The Great Dark February 8, 2015

cold salad 

Used to describe an action or statement of particular callousness.

You kicked her out, then made her keep paying half the rent? Damn, that's some cold salad!

cold salad by refriedwhiskey March 9, 2009

salad shaker 

when a male/female partner spreads your legs apart and uncontrollably eats your pussy

@jacobsartorious is the best salad shaker in town!

salad shaker by bodyrolls May 9, 2018