SAL 

"Suck(s) At Life." Used when a person changes your plans, and/or mood from good to bad, either intentionally or unintentionally. He/She SAL.

My boss walked in at 5:30 on Friday and handed me a project to finish that had been sitting on her desk all day. She definitely SAL.

You texted me to tell me that you can't make it to my going away party because your girlfriend/boyfriend has a headache. You SAL.

SAL by grumpypantalones March 27, 2009

sal 

to dive; lay out

misused as "sell out"

Narnian Root

to sal for a baseball, or to sal from a fast moving car

sal by Alaska490 June 29, 2009

sal 

1.The act of having a tiny turtle inserted into the rectum and then removed and swallowed alive by the person who had it in their rectum.

2. Small Asian Lesbian

1. I heared susan pulled a sal last night

2. Kim is such a sal

sal by The Giorgi March 16, 2009

Sal 

coolest guy ever, best boyfriend ever, best person ever. everyone should be like him!

omg you’re dating Sal? you are so lucky…
Sal! I love you!

Sal by ilovesal November 23, 2021

Sal 

Sal stands for swaggy ass lameass.
A swaggy ass lameass or sal for short usually thinks he is the best, at everything. He always is around girls even though girls hate him. He is usually a midget with black hair, and he pretends to be what he's not. He usually picks one sport to play to impress girls and he's bad at it or maybe two. They usually pick football and are the smallest on the team. They usually sag their pants where backwards hats or take hats from girls and where them. They also usually start overly flirting with girls out of their league at the age of 9. Their parents think that their little swagfag sal is the best and get him whatever he wants. They get freaked out by the weirdest shit ever. They always talk about their cock even though it's tiny. Sals say nigger at least once a day especially the with ones and will do anything for attention. They are usually bad in school because they are attention whores (almost like the average preteen girl) in general just if you see a sal stay away from it.

Girl 1: Did you see that person he's such a sal
Courtney : But he's Soo coool
Girl 2:just leave us alone you lesbo

Sal by Salreallysucksdick467 December 30, 2013

Sal 

Sal Volcano a large man on a show called impractical Jokers. Sal is a germaphobe

Sal is my favorite character on impractical Jokers

Sal by FacelessBonnie March 30, 2019

saL 

A person that was roasted so hard that even the teacher laughs at him.

Did you hear how bad saL got roasted? He has to write his name with a capital "L" from now on.

saL by Soccersal March 20, 2016