1 definition by Salreallysucksdick467
Sal stands for swaggy ass lameass.
A swaggy ass lameass or sal for short usually thinks he is the best, at everything. He always is around girls even though girls hate him. He is usually a midget with black hair, and he pretends to be what he's not. He usually picks one sport to play to impress girls and he's bad at it or maybe two. They usually pick football and are the smallest on the team. They usually sag their pants where backwards hats or take hats from girls and where them. They also usually start overly flirting with girls out of their league at the age of 9. Their parents think that their little swagfag sal is the best and get him whatever he wants. They get freaked out by the weirdest shit ever. They always talk about their cock even though it's tiny. Sals say nigger at least once a day especially the with ones and will do anything for attention. They are usually bad in school because they are attention whores (almost like the average preteen girl) in general just if you see a sal stay away from it.
A swaggy ass lameass or sal for short usually thinks he is the best, at everything. He always is around girls even though girls hate him. He is usually a midget with black hair, and he pretends to be what he's not. He usually picks one sport to play to impress girls and he's bad at it or maybe two. They usually pick football and are the smallest on the team. They usually sag their pants where backwards hats or take hats from girls and where them. They also usually start overly flirting with girls out of their league at the age of 9. Their parents think that their little swagfag sal is the best and get him whatever he wants. They get freaked out by the weirdest shit ever. They always talk about their cock even though it's tiny. Sals say nigger at least once a day especially the with ones and will do anything for attention. They are usually bad in school because they are attention whores (almost like the average preteen girl) in general just if you see a sal stay away from it.
Girl 1: Did you see that person he's such a sal
Courtney : But he's Soo coool
Girl 2:just leave us alone you lesbo
Courtney : But he's Soo coool
Girl 2:just leave us alone you lesbo
by Salreallysucksdick467 December 30, 2014