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Rosy Retrospection 

A more common memory or cognitive bias is rosy retrospection, which is the tendency to remember and recollect events more favorably than when they occurred. It is related to the popular idiom “to see through rose-colored glasses.” So it is basically remembering the past as more positive than it was in reality.
Remember how when we worked in the shipping/receiving department at Menards and we would get in 6 DC trucks a day, then we would get Jeldwen with 200 windows, then we would get a garage door truck, and then appliances would come and we would have to put away fifty appliances in the racks with the Joe. Buliding materials would write picking tickets for stuff that was right in front of their desk. So we would have to walk all the way there then all the way back to door 10 with the stuff. Every customer that needed help would say they are injured so they need us to load up their stuff while they watch. We would get fucked so hard every day and then they would nominate the team member of the week and it would always be someone from the sales floor that didn't have to get fucked as hard as we did. Man, those were the good old days!

Dude, isn't that rosy retrospection
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Rosy Pussytoes 

A sexually frustrated shy guy who can't talk to a girl even if he paid for her.
He's such a rosy pussytoes, he couldn't even pickup a prostitute in Thailand.
Rosy Pussytoes by botanicalanatomy December 17, 2010

Rosy Palm 

When one lubes up one's palm and rubs only the head of one penis. It is a very intense masturbation technique and recommended by many as it feels amazing if one can handle it. Give an explosive orgasm if one can rub through to the end.
I showed my friend the Rosy Palm masturbation technique; he LOVED it.
Rosy Palm by ajendus December 27, 2009
When you put lipstick on your butthole and give someone a kiss on the cheek with it.
Did she ever say goodbye before she left?

Yeah she gave me a Rosy Pope and ran out of here.
Rosy Pope by StrawberryZachary July 18, 2022

Rosy Palm 

With some kind of lubrication, rubbing the tip of your dick's head against the palm of your other hand.
I don't shake my friend's hand anymore because I saw him doing the "rosy palm".
Rosy Palm by OliverS May 5, 2005

rosy breasted mattress thrasher

Anyone individual of the species of caucasian female homo sapiens with a particularly large libido and mammary glands.
We went to the bar, and saw a flock of rosy breasted mattress thrashers partaking in a mating display.

Rosy Hancock

/ˈrōzē•hän•käk/

Noun

1. The act of using a female's menstrual blood to write your initials on her chest. Primarily completed during coitus.
Female: "Why did you just write 'BB' on my chest in my period blood?"
Male: "Those are my initials baby, I just gave you a 'Rosy Hancock.'"
Female: "Oh sweet, I always knew you were a sick fuck."
Rosy Hancock by Mike Landberg March 27, 2015