tactical retreat 

the feeling of your gonads, whatever they may be, trying to crawl up into your body upon witnessing cringe.

1: Did you see the Colleen Ballinger ukulele apology video?

2: Yeah. The tactical retreat I experienced was so bad that I'm not sure I'm going to be able to have kids in the future.

tactical retreat by rakkutime July 2, 2023

Mount Kushmore Wellness Retreat Tour 

Mount Kushmore Wellness Retreat Tour is Snoop Dogg's upcoming summer tour for 2017. He's performing at sixteen resorts worldwide to promote his new single "Mount Kushmore." Kush is a strain of Marijuana from India (cannabis indica).

Are you looking for a new way to achieve optimal health this summer? Come and see Snoop Dogg in concert as he begins his Mount Kushmore Wellness Retreat Tour.

Mount Kushmore Wellness Retreat Tour by PWS27 October 1, 2017

yeet skeet retreat 

Another way of saying Hit it and Quit it used by Gen Z.

Once I found out that chick didn't like memes I knew I had to yeet skeet retreat.

yeet skeet retreat by DancemasterJ March 29, 2019

Staff Retreat 

A corporate team building excersise designed to foster better staff releations, and improve communication. Usually an overnight or weekend event. Traditional fuelled by alcohol and bed hoping.

Last yeast staff retreat was a real orgy.

Staff Retreat by Moral officer November 18, 2015

Colonial Retreat 

a temporary condition experienced when you wait too long to take a poop and the urge seems to magically disappear. i.e. the turd retreats up into the depths of your colon

Dude on Bus: Oh man! Pull over, I have to drop a doozer!

Bus Driver: Go fuck your mother!
Dude on Bus: (sad) ok
(20 minutes later)
Dude on Bus: Woah! Where did it go? My poo has disappeared!
Lady next to dude on bus: Don't worry sugar, It sounds like you just had some colonial retreat, it'll be back
Bus Driver:(condescendingly) Oh it will be back, oh yes...it will be back...

Colonial Retreat by Fastax666 June 4, 2009

Weekend Retreat 

An extended stay of hospitalization after getting brutally anally raped in prison.

Pedro had to take aweekend retreat after arriving at state, and it's a shame because he was almost done getting his G.E.D.

Weekend Retreat by greasychicken July 19, 2007

Putin's Retreat 

A situation where you and your wife are invited to your boss's home for dinner. Upon finishing dinner, your boss takes your wife and proceeds to have sex with her on the dinner table in front of you while firmly holding your gaze. Upon finishing, he instructs you to leave and you are expected to shake his hand at the door and thank him for a lovely evening.

My boss invited us over for dinner again. I'm reluctant to go because I know it's just going to be another Putin's Retreat.

Putin's Retreat by xavi_danger August 3, 2022