replacement theory 

You're insightful if you notice it and think it's good.
You're a conspiracy theorist if you notice it and think it's bad.

Tucker Carlson is engaging in debunked conspiracy theories when he peddles the racist "replacement theory." The government is not using waves of immigrants to replace white Americans.

replacement theory by Clausewitz May 18, 2023

Total replacement therapy 

When something is so badly damaged that the only option is to get a new one; it might be a critical component, or the whole thing.

"Can you fix it ?"

"No. Your hard drive is screwed. Total replacement therapy is indicated."

"Bugger !"

Total replacement therapy by eighth of seven February 6, 2010

replacium

The element from which politicians, jobsworths, Hollywood action movies, Animorphs books and IKEA furniture are made. Most people will find it impossible to notice or care about any differences between multiple things made of replacium.

"I can't really decide who to vote for. Any suggestions?"
"No. It doesn't matter. They're all made of replacium anyway. Whoever becomes president is going to bomb a Middle Eastern country, incarcerate dark-skinned people, and subsidise agribusiness."

replacium by NorCur August 25, 2011

Great Replacement 

When Facebook or Twitter redesign their interface and then roll it out to everybody so you can't use the old one, even though it's a steaming load of crap.

Facebook updated Messenger again? Great, even though this new design is crap here comes the Great Replacement all over again.

Great Replacement by America Lover 🇺🇸 August 9, 2019

love replacement 

A love replacement is something that someone uses to compensate for a lack of love. A brokenhearted person might use a love replacement to replace the person they love and crave the most.

Examples of Love replacements include:

-Alcohol.

-commonly Food.
-Drugs or Cigarettes.
-Art or music.

-Phone/Computer.
-In rare cases Jewelry or expensive goods such as gold.

Food is the most common one, also seen as comfort food.

Jewelry or gold is quite uncommon and usually occurs when the person, usually woman, is around the person they love everyday and therefore need something to distract them from it.

Love replacement
Lina comfort eats.

Lambba is an alcoholic.

Jasmine obsesses over diamonds, all because of Jack.

love replacement by Lovely millie January 17, 2013

Replacer 

A person who replaces a friend who is of the female species with another of similar species. A typical example of a replacer would be one Eoin O'Sullivan. Recently he replaced Carol Tully with Aislinn Mahon in one swift movement.They now enjoy lunch dates on a regular basis, what a complete bellend!

It was a LOL riot

Eoin 'The Replacer' O'Sullivan

Replacer by John China May 6, 2010

replate 

To place unwanted leftovers, typically in a doggie bag, on top of the nearest trash can so they don't go to waste.

My dinner at the restaurant was so huge I couldn't finish it, so I just replated the leftovers.

replate by feeshsauce August 30, 2007