TV Remote 

The greatest of all time, or "G.O.A.T." at the popular game hide and seek. Much like the NBA basketball player Steph Curry, the TV remote is always there when it doesn't matter, but never shows up when you need it.

"What happened to the love that you used to have for me?" Sarah asked
"Just like the TV remote, it's lost and gone forever." Paul replied

TV Remote by ovaltinejenkins15 October 1, 2017

remote nazi

a person that is obsessed with controlling the remote at all times and is constantly watching "their" shows

hand over the controls so that we can watch what we want, you "remote nazi"

remote nazi by BiG H4NDSOME July 23, 2010

Wii Remote 

A magical device invented by Nintendo that shoots money right into their bank account.

"Man, buying that extra wii remote, and all those online games must have given Nintendo more money than Midas!"

Wii Remote by DJ Jetta December 21, 2008

Remote 

a powerful object which is the subject of fierce battle between siblings and roommates.

I put him/her in a head lock so I could get the remote.

Remote by Wolfman 1000 September 24, 2010

Remote Control

A cordless device used to enable/disable other devices from a distance.

He used his remote control to turn the channel on his T.V.

Remote Control by Unrelated February 5, 2005

reverse wet willy once removed 

Similar to the reverse wet willy (stick your finger in your ear then put in someones mouth when they are not paying attention) except that you put your finger in someone's ear then stick your finger into someone else's mouth when they are not paying attention.

By sticking my finger in Joe's ear and then putting my finger into John's mouth I completed the reverse wet willy once removed.

reverse wet willy once removed by CdubsNatureBoy March 27, 2009

removed the headphone jack

doing something unexpected, often met by backlash

The EU removed the headphone jack when they voted to ban memes.

removed the headphone jack by psuedonymnmn August 1, 2018