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circumcision related grief 

Grief or depression from being Circumcised. Most cases relate to sensitivity, either to the lack of sensitivity as a result of the foreskin's removal or to the overabundance of sensitivity due to the lack of a protective layer. Cases of Circumcision Related Grief range from mild to extreme, and side effects include but are not limited to: intrusive thoughts, rage, depression, homicidal ideation, suicidal ideation, homicidal actions, suicidal actions. If you or a loved one are experiencing Circumcision Related Grief, there are several online communities which can provide a much needed support network for like minded and similarly afflicted individuals - know that you are not alone.
Overcome by Circumcision Related Grief, my every waking moment was consumed with thoughts of what was taken from me at birth.
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For these ignorant ass muthafukas who dont kno shit bout black people and their hair:Its a creamy substance that is placed on the hair close to the scalp of a Black/African- American females hair, for the most part. It is used to straighten the hair. Another name for the relaxer is called a perm- what mose Black people call it.
Last week I got a relaxer/perm.
Because Shanika'a hair was nappy, her O G gave her a relaxer/perm.
relaxer by MOS_BEF July 23, 2006

Maths is not related to science 

Always say this to Felix kjellberg (PewDiePie) if u ever meet him personally. This is the formal way to convince pewds that u r his fan and need a hug or selfie.
Tseries fans not accepted.
Me: Hey pewds,"Maths is not related to science !!!!"
Pewds: Oh, the sacred wordzz......

gang related

Being, or looking, so rad that others only naturally assume you must be in some way related to a gang. Originated back in 1830 when an Emily Dickens was born. Most know Miss Dickens from her poetry and books, but back in the day she was known world-wide for being gang related. Today her ancestors live on as, the "Gang Related".
"Man! Have you seen Emily today?"
"No, why?"
"She be looking so rad, she must be gang related!"

relaxerbation 

A slow nonvigorous variant of masturbation. Not ostensibly for the use of achieving orgasm, however if achieved can enhance the effect of relaxation.
Kim decided to enjoy a shower and a session of relaxerbation to ease the tension of a long, hard day at work.
relaxerbation by cairow0ng May 6, 2006

The Relaxer 

The same exact definition and motion of "The Shocker" (Look it up if you don't know), the only difference being the pinky is rotated in a clock wise circle while engaged in action. This totally relaxes the person receiving therefore bearing the name "The Relaxer".
Janice was surprised when I demonstrated The Relaxer to her. She liked it better than The Shocker.
The Relaxer by Dick Fitzenwell June 30, 2008
Satanic chemical concoction used to kill African hair. It seems few black people are unaware of its unintended, unhealthy side effects and the permanent damage it causes to your fine, gravity-defying locks. It may appear that you're making your life easier, but have you noticed your hair has been the same length since the fifth grade? Have you noticed all the scabs on your scalp? If it's so good for you, why the hell it burn? Wake up and stop being so damn afraid of the hair God gave you. (If any white ppl are confused, relaxers are what black girls put in their hair to make it straight)
I'm insecure about myself and secretly wanna be white... relaxer here I come!

My hair has become so thick and pretty ever since I stopped using relaxers!
relaxer by Anon09876 February 24, 2018