Once upon a night I met a girl named Magarita,
Sitting on a street corner of North Montpelier,
Paid her 60 bucks so I could fuck her
wet vagina,
Rode her like a bicycle, and got a free hummer,
But oh, silly me,
I forgot to glove my weaner,
Now it hurts to pee cos I got Gono-RIAA!
AIAIAIAIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!