R.Kelly 

1. An expression used in terms to bout older people dating way 2 younger people...

Damn how old is that gurl? 12!?
how old is he? 22?
Damn, he pullin an R Kelly! wat a gay guy

R.Kelly by AJ July 20, 2003

R.Kelly 

A Grown ass Man who pisses on kids
and wants to clap his moms ass

Mom: you betta get cho ass to bed before R.kelly comes and get you

Ima laugh when R.kelly pisses on yo lopsided ass head.

R.Kelly by Bootleghoelove December 12, 2019

R Kelly Syndrome 

A feeling where your mind is telling you no but your body is telling you yes

The horny college girl raised with a strong Christian background experienced R Kelly Syndrome when it came to advancing the physical aspect of her relationship with her boyfriend.

R Kelly Syndrome by froshtytheshowman May 1, 2013

R Kelly's Grandma 

A key witness in his pissing trial.

"That's my Robert..always pissing on someone. Don't forget her hair." - R Kelly's Grandma.

R Kelly's Grandma by Richard Dean, Journalist April 29, 2004

R Kelly equation 

An if/then equation made famous by R Kelly in the remix of Make it Rain. The equation is as follows:

If you order one bottle, then you fuck with one model
Order more bottles, then you got more models

Using the Transitive property of equality, and if bottles are A, and models are B, the equation can be simplified to:

If A=1, then B=1 and if A>1, then B>1

Using the R Kelly equation last night was the best decision of my life!

R Kelly equation by tazo5 January 23, 2011

R Kelly it 

hittin up a girl well below your age bracket

No one would go out with him so he had to R Kelly it.

R Kelly it by T-T June 11, 2006

r kelly effect 

When someone's so good at their job that people overlook their character flaws.

Tim's got the R Kelly effect on the boss. He ain't ever firing Tim's ass despite him being an asshole to every colleague of his.

r kelly effect by CMB_OXF_DXB_SIN February 23, 2019