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coolidity quotient

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The measurement of a person's coolness. A quantifiable essence of hipness that can be factored and attributed to a subject person.
Howard Stern has a high "coolidity quotient", while Don Imus has a relatively low one by comparison.
by Obama Yo Mama August 29, 2006
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Tiredness Quotient

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A measurement of how tired you are. Also can be used to denote how far away from dropping dead asleep you are.
(0 - minimum; 100 - maximum)

Mathematically:

{1 - (Ability to stay awake and do whatever you are doing at that point of time)/(Ability to keep doing whatever you are doing after 12 hours of dreamless sleep)}x100

where units of Ability are user-defined as long as the unit is constant in the numerator and denominator.

A Tiredness Quotient (TQ) of 0 would mean you are not tired at all or you are wide awake with no hint of fatigue.

A TQ of 100, on the other hand, would cause you to fall sleep involuntarily.

In some countries people may refer to this as Tiredness Index or Fatigue Index or Fatigue Quotient.
My Tiredness Quotient is 90 after driving from DC to Cleveland. I'm ready to hit the sack.

His Tiredness Quotient must have been really high, he fell asleep at the wheel driving

Hey Siddharth, guess what my Tiredness Quotient is after working 12 hours straight on my homework assignment? Ninety-ni... zzzzz
by goundyzz August 1, 2011
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Frangibility Quotient

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The calculable likelihood of something being broken or damaged when handled. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.
“Now, exercise caution because balsa wood has an extremely high frangibility quotient”.
by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009
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The immeasurable but subjectively obvious amount of "game" any given playa posesses
"bruh he just fucked Abby"
"Damn, fifth this weekend? this man's playa quotient is off the charts"
by doobie.ous October 3, 2018
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Rediculum Quotient

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A scientific evaluation of the stupid-ness of any argument, within the framework of the evaluated subject.
President Trump has raised the rediculum quotient in his view of environmental management. See Stuck-on-stupid
by Ghostof JFK November 19, 2018
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A scale to evaluate the Sanitary Sense of a person.
He has very low Sanitary quotient. He urinates and spits in public.
by PYESEM March 23, 2020
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A measure of the complexity of a book, based on the number of post-it notes required to annotate the book as its read. Measured in post-it notes per page.
Hyperion has a Lukre quotient of 121.
by MiguelAzevedo March 13, 2022
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