doobie.ous's definitions

playa quotient

The immeasurable but subjectively obvious amount of "game" any given playa posesses

"bruh he just fucked Abby"
"Damn, fifth this weekend? this man's playa quotient is off the charts"

by doobie.ous October 3, 2018

skoobler

a marijuana cigarette

"boutta roll this skoobler"
"nice skoob"

by doobie.ous October 3, 2018

fuck, bruh

an expression of exasperation, disappointment, or discontentedness.
The "bruh" doesn't need to be directed at any particular person

(realize you forgot to do your homework): "fuck, bruh"
(when Kanye pushes the release date back two months): "fuck, bruh"
(sitting in an uncomfortable seat, your back hurts, and you can't get comfy): "fuck, bruh"

by doobie.ous October 3, 2018