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Pumpernickle 

Means you got dissed or got a serious debo!
Ouch, Sarah pumpernickled you, man!

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Pumpernickle by Dang Dictionary November 14, 2003

Pumpernickel 

Nic said he would spin at our launch for free. What a pumpernickel!
Pumpernickel by Spinshady January 26, 2019

scarlet pumpernickel 

An STD that causes enlargement of the penis and growth of worts so it looks like a giant red pickle. Also the name of a male stripper in Tulsa, renouned for his fondness of pumpernickel and his fire crotch. Also the nom de plume of a philosopher famous for his insights into the pretentious nature of college students and their inability to admit when they're wrong; most especially engineers, pre-law and pre-med majors.
Girl 1:" omg don't screw that guy, he has a scarlet pumpernickel"

Girl 2:" ew gross he should get that checked out"

pumpernickel tickle 

cutting off all of one's hair and subsequently putting said hair into a bowl (or a similar receptacle)
The barber gave Thomas a pumpernickel tickle last week.
pumpernickel tickle by benthehen October 16, 2008

pumpernickel 

An ugly prostitute thats about her bread
Dude I just got finished with this pumpernickel from down the block,

She wasnt exactly a dime, but she didnt charge just a nickle either.
pumpernickel by Greeen.T December 16, 2015

Pumpernickel Bread 

code for "lesbian intercourse"

(can also reference prostitution)