Professor Wikipedia 

A term used by college students to save some embarrassment of telling their professor that they used wikipedia as a source

"Did you hear MAx's excuse for his bad bibliography?"
"No, what'd he put?"
"He listed a Professor Wikipedia lecture on chemistry as one of his sources!"
"Wow. What a lame excuse. The teacher won't buy it."

Professor Wikipedia by Maudlin La An May 4, 2010

Professor response 

(n) A type of response in which the sender types a long, formal and neat e-mail, only to get an extremely brief response.

The student, or sender's email:
Dear Professor, regarding your current work of study, I recently discovered that your field of work has been a long-time academic interest of mine. I know that you are a busy man, but would it be rude of me to inquire if there was any type of research or assistance that a student could possibly involve him or herself with? If not, I would completely understand. However, please note my current grades and classes would prove as ample evidence as to my worth.
Sincerely, John Doe (#555555555)

The professor response:
see me

Professor response by yuudachi January 11, 2011

Professor Umbridge 

That bastard that should've been arrested for child endangerment in the fifth Harry Potter book (Order of the Phoenix)

Professor Umbridge is the only person you want dead more than Voldemort.

Professor Umbridge by hufflepuff07 March 20, 2017

professor x 

A dude that has pyshic mind power stuff going on and wheels himself around in a wheel chair. He is the leader of the X-men.

Proffesor X beat Magneto up with the help of his floating wheel chair

professor x by Dane Echinas September 21, 2003

professor frink 

legenday fictional nerd, modeled after Jerry Lewis, best known for his frequent outbursts of nonsensical jabbering.

"Oh dear, I've re-dorkulated!"
"What gave me away...just out of curiosity...was it the hoyven or the mayven...what?"

professor frink by equine_attraction_00 June 28, 2004

Professor Pissflaps 

Any woman who thinks she is smarter than the average bloke.

(Overheard in the House Of Commons):

Female MP: "...and furthermore, I would like to point out that it was men who were responsible for starting the war, and men who..."

Male Speaker: "OK, OK, Professor Pissflaps, you've had your say, now let someone else speak".

Professor Pissflaps by 7Kev7 October 19, 2007

Professor Cuntburglar 

1. Professor Cuntburglar is a ghost; the wife of a witch.

2. When high on marijuana a game can be played entitled Professor Cuntburglar. One must sense who is being a Professor Cuntburglar and call them out on it; typically everyone will be able to notice the shift of the Professor inhabiting various people in the room.

How he shifts:

Being a Professor Cuntburglar is to be a Professor Cuntburglar. Also, to be a Professor Cuntburglar is being a Professor Cuntburglar.

John: Taylor is such a Professor Cuntburglar right now
Chris: Such a Professor Cuntburglar
Taylor: I hate you so much, choke on a dick
John & Chris: Ok, Professor.

Professor Cuntburglar by HohohoMuthaFuckas February 1, 2010