Pregnant 

You should be happy you didn't use "protection". The point of having sex is to make babies so that they can take care of you. Don't ever use condoms

Guy- please don't tell me you're pregnant
Girl - I am.
Guy - But how?
Girl - good thing you didn't use condoms
Guy- I don't want babies!
Girl - so what to do?
Guy - disown or sell it
Girl - nope. When it grows up, they're gonna take care of us two.
Guy - I mean I guess that works

Pregnant by AppleUsersMustSwitchToAndroid July 16, 2018

Pregnant 

The worst STD known to man.

dude 1: hey what happened to that ashley bitch
dude 2: didn't you hear... she was a whore and got PREGNANT

Pregnant by kelv June 18, 2005

pregnant 

What a girl does when she want to trap a guy for life. If she thinks that a guy has money or she is all fucked in the haad and does not want to lose the guy she will "forget" to take the pill.

Girl: You are mine for life I am pregnant!
Guy: No way! It is not mine.

pregnant by B from the bay December 28, 2005

Pregnant 

You got a lil person forming in ya

Pregnant Woman : Get this bitch outta me

Pregnant by anonymous April 19, 2023

pregnant 

What happens if you don't use a condom/rain coat or it breaks.

Ya wanna know what I say to people who get pregnant and don't want to?
"Ya should have had anal sex...or atleast have used a condom!"

pregnant by Scratch DJ June 15, 2004

pregnant 

when you have a child in you stomach

honey im pregnant

pregnant by pokemon master but an idiot January 7, 2022

pregnant 

what happens before an abortion

julie got pregnant, then got an abortion

pregnant by shtoink October 11, 2007