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The Ankha Position(s)

The Ankha Position(s) is when you play the Ankha Zone music and do the things the Cat did to the villager
Frank:dude,me and my girlfriend did The Ankha Position(s)
Tom:Bro,that’s some furry shit,I don’t know if I should say cool,or be weirded out.

assume the position 

It could be viewed and used sexually... but in reality..

It is a statement that you make right before you make a big assumption. I'm not quite sure on the technicalities of it all but...

Assume (v)
6. To take for granted; suppose

Position (N)
6.A point of view or attitude on a certain question


So you are taking for granted, or supposing, on a point of view or attitude on a given subject.

If you say this around your friends, they will think of the nasty word first, but then you can impress them with your superior vocabulary skills.

This was possibly made popular from HBO's Robert Wuhl Assume the Position. Where he talks about things that history books tend to ignore.
"I'm going to assume the position, right off the bat, that history is pop culture." -Robert Wuhl

"I think it's safe to assume the position, that there was no such thing as a colonial quickie." -Robert Wuhl
assume the position by Seth³ March 27, 2009

The Ankha Position

The Ankha Position is where you play the Ankha Zone music and do the things Ankha does to the villager in THAT video.
Frank:Dude,me and my girlfriend did The Ankha Position last night
Tom:bro that’s so weird,or cool,I don’t know how I should react,how do you do it?
Frank:just watch Ankha Zone and play the music then let her do whatever the cat did to the villager.
Tom:alright bet

annie position 

Person 1: "Hey isnt that Annie Position?"
Person 2: "Whos that?"
Person 1: "A girl who will do any position"
annie position by Bruuhhhhhh July 8, 2017

Zoe's Aborted Fetus Position 

When the bottom partner assumes the fetal position and holds they're ankles while laying on their side, the top partner initiates coitus in an almost doggy style manner but sideways.
OMG I loved it when my boyfriend Chad did Aborted Zoe's Aborted Fetus Position with me! It was like being reborn!

ass-position

The act of a girl lying on her side or back, giving the male prime access to their ass.
"Carla, turn on your side so I have perfect ass-position while we watch TV ."
ass-position by TKDKylea August 26, 2016