Smiti pose 

BY THE WAY.
the other definition is WRONG!
This is the REAL definition:

An O-shaped mouth expression, fingers together, left hand adjacent to the face, used for when a spider is seen. Almost seems to be put-on, I mean who really poses that dramatically when they see a spider?

*Smiti happily types away to a friend on a facebook, a spider scuttles past on the desk she is working on*

....... *5 seconds later, turns webcam on, does the smiti pose*
Smiti: AHHH I JUST SAW A SPIDER!

Smiti pose by lissie p June 21, 2010

T Pose 

I way to express yourself as the dominant species in certain situations. If you are counter t posed you can reee to show you extreme dominance aswell

Bully - give me your money
Guy - *t pose*
Bully - sorry man here's mine

T Pose by Joey Forhay June 6, 2018

pokie dokie 

Those silly cards your kids collect.

Daddy can we go to Walmart to get some pokie dokie cards.

pokie dokie by Starrtips March 31, 2019

posers 

A poser is someone who tries to fit into a profile they aren't. People who try to give off the impression that they are one thing when they are really another.
Also, a poser can be one who says they can do something that they can't.
Or more commonly, a poser is someone who, when doing something successfully, takes more than enough credit for it.

Lots of types of Posers, for example The guys who hang out with skateboarders but can't actually skate, even though they have a board.

posers by K~ August 10, 2003

sexy man pose 

An internet meme created by the BFFs Battlefield Friends

Sexy Man Pose can be seen as an ironic form of trolling or as an alternative to tea bagging in the first person shooter Battlefield 3.

After killing an opponent the player will lie down next to the corpse of their victim in prone position and change from their side arm to their main weapon creating the sexy man pose.

The gesture produced by sexy man pose resembles that of a reclining catalogue model and can appear to be strangely homoerotic. A whole squad can work the pose arranging themselves around the victim to “…spread out like a bunch of man candy.”

sexy man pose by ZbrushCentral November 5, 2013

Poser

Kids that bring their skateboards to school.

Poser: Ya, I'm just going to walk to school with my skateboard and not ride is so people will think I'm a bad motherfucker.

Poser by measingeneral July 2, 2012

T Pose 

Jesus did it first, and asserted his dominance on the cross.

When your friend thinks he is cool, T pose to assert your dominance.

T Pose by sir climer the great November 20, 2018