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Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider 

Many mortals are familiar with The mighty Clock Spider, defeator of Limecat, who once was photographed behind a clock. Most mortals think that Clock Spider is the supreme Huntsman Spider Deity. Little do they know that another mighty Spider indeed exists and that the balance of power in the heavens is also underlined and influenced by...

THE CHEESY HOTEL PAINTING SPIDER.

With uncanny agility, the spider can flatten itself to the wall and scurry with such speed that the Earth's rotation speed at the equator increased by 0.1 Km/h to its current speed of 1,669.8 km/h.

Within minutes, global warming increased, icebergs begin to melt, and Al Gore's book sales increased by 23% causing riots in every major city in the world because if he was right about that, maybe he was also correct about Manbearpig.

Will Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider team up with Clock Spider to once and for all defeat Limecat?

Or... w Will Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider double cross Clock Spider and side with Limecat to defeat Closk Spider?
The Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider is know to become violent upon hearing the catchphrase "But Wait There's More" on the Ronco Showtime Stainless Steel Stamped 20-Piece Knife set infomercial.
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painting the toilet 

shitting in the toilet, with a masterpiece, painting the toilet
Nick H. is painting the toilet because of some taco bell
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Painting the wife's closet 

The act of ejaculating inside the vagina.
I got home from work the other day and was feeling pretty rowdy so I took a chance at painting the wife's closet.

Panting Puppy 

The wet drippy bell end you get 15 minutes after ejaculation.
Michael turned up to work complaining of a panting puppy as he had finished a pre-work wank that morning
Panting Puppy by DoctorZig February 6, 2018

painting the panda 

The act of ejaculating onto a turd in the toilet. Thus turning your “brown bear” into a “panda bear
Bruh, I beat off on my poop. Painting the panda got me feelin like Picasso.

baby punting 

V. the act of kicking a baby, anytime, anywhere.
Man, baby punting should be at the olympics.

I just scored 100 points baby punting, by kicking a baby through some goal posts.
baby punting by wepuntfreshman March 13, 2008
Pointing, the act of sustained bouncing of the heel by continued straining and relaxation of the Achelous tendon.
As he sits there ponting at his options, he started to develop a cramp.
Ponting by ExtendedDictionaryMan September 10, 2018