1) Man: That was just what I needed!
Prostitute: That'll be $40
Man: Woah baby simmer down with that Jewish pillow talk, you'll get paid soon enough
2) Man: You know we still have another hour to ourselves...
Woman: Sorry
hun, I'm just not in the mood
Man: My stock portfolio has an annual growth rate of 67%
Woman: Quit talking and fuck me already!