My eyes are peeing

When liquid seeps out of your eyes, a sarcastic comment when someone asks if you are crying

John: "Why are you crying? The story wasn't that sad!"

Mary: "I'm not crying, my eyes are peeing."

My eyes are peeing by Caroline43001 April 1, 2010

Poting 

The act of delving ones face into another's bosom.

*At party*
Guy 1 :"Hey where the hell is Sam?"
Guy 2 :"I think he's off poting Nicole"

Poting by BlackHawkDownie June 18, 2011

peeing on a stick

1. The act of taking a home pregnancy test, usually referring to someone who is hopeful for a positive result.

I'll be peeing on a stick if I don't get my period by Tuesday.

peeing on a stick by faerieprincess August 22, 2011

petting the hamster 

Another term for making love. Having sex, intercourse.

Being defined, when a man listens to a Barry White song, it puts him in the mood to pet the hamster . petting the hamster

petting the hamster by #FamilyFued June 9, 2017

Penis petting

The act of turning penises into pets, as done by witches in the 15th century.

Peasant 1- Oh No my penis is gone.
Peasant 2- It's probably that witch penis petting again.

Penis petting by Justabandkid July 8, 2018

Like peeing on a wounded jellyfish 

Misunderstanding a common piece of advice.

"I was told I should get a college degree. So, I went and got a Masters' degree in literary criticism of French medieval bread recipes from an online university."
"That's like peeing on a wounded jellyfish."

Like peeing on a wounded jellyfish by donaldpelosi January 6, 2020

Bull-peking 

An adjective used to describe something that is unusually woke or cool.

Me and my homeboy Krupel looked like bull-peking gods when we showed up freshly wiped and shaved.

My boy Cheddar Vincent said that we looked so bull-peking woke when we showed up to the disco.

That stew was bull-peking guys.

My boy Funston was persing so hard because the homeboy said he looked straight up woke.

Bull-peking by GerthPaul December 13, 2022