Penguin

When two or more people try and stand as close together as possible with both hands in their pockets to avoid cold weather and strong winds.
This form of behavior is inspired by the Emperor Penguins, who form a big huddle (also known as the turtle formation) to avoid the extreme cold.
The participants will push themselves closer and closer to the group’s shifting center to keep warm.

“It’s so cold and windy. Let’s penguin to keep warm.”
“Look at that group of people penguining. I wish I could join them.”
“I’m freezing! Shall we penguin?”

Penguin by Doram Jacoby and Ellie Brill January 28, 2019

Penguin

Clumsy but adorable

My favorite animal is a penguin.

Penguin by 🐳🌴🐡 July 6, 2017

applesauce penguin 

A sentence daddy Damon salvatore says in the vampire diares season 8 episode 3 , at 15:57 bcz he needed help from his brother stefan but he cant physically make himself form the words bcz sybil low jacked/altered his brain so whenever he tries to form the words to tell stefan whats going on it just comes out as "applesauce penguin" .

Whenever i try and form the words to tell you whats going on it just comes out applesauce penguin.

applesauce penguin by urmom$daughter_ September 27, 2020

Penguin Circle Jerk 

A true Pittsburgh fiesta! This party is celebrated annually, and the date depends on how deep the Penguins go in the NHL playoffs. The festivities culminate with #1 Penguin super-fan and NBCSN top douchebag NHL "analyst" Regis "Pierre" McGuire (commonly known as PierreMcGuire @PierreMcGuireNBC)on his knees acting as the king of all cum-dumpsters, taking load after load from Penguin fans and players. NHL golden boy Sidney Crosby is last to spooge, and then piss on Regis, because that's how Regis likes it.

The crooked NHL will help fans celebrate Penguin Circle Jerk in early June this year!

Penguin Circle Jerk by sciflyer.25 May 30, 2017

penguin brothers 

When two males acknowledge having hooked up with the same female but not performing sexual intercourse. They never entered the igloo but merely explored the vast tundra much like a penguin.

Bro #1 "Dude did you bang that chick last night?"

Bro #2 "nah dude... I only got to 3rd base"

Bro #1 "me too! Penguin brothers!"

penguin brothers by Bagel2135 February 7, 2014

Gym Penguin 

1. A gym penguin is a subspecies of gym rat. The gym penguin does lots of dead lifts, bench presses and leg presses at the gym, but does nothing else because he thinks cardio and flexibility training are "faggotry." As a result of his training imbalances, his neck disappears and he cannot extend his legs normally or walk fully lower his arms. Instead he must waddle along bowlegged with his arms sticking out, but only for short distances as he is quickly winded.
Gym penguins also tend to evolve loose guts from over-reliance on weight lifting belts, so beware their incontinence.
They tend to huddle with others of their kind and communicate via a strange gasping quacks as most are mouth breathers.

2. The term gym penguin can also be appropriately applied to any 20 year old who cannot touch his toes
3. Female gym penguins while exceedingly rare can be easily identified by their shortened necks

Examples:
1. "Damn Bryce, you need to do some yoga or something, or you will turn into a straight up gym penguin"
2. Woman 1: "Shit Keri, I thought you said Chad was cute!"

Woman 2: "Yeah, he was, but now he's fucked—like where's his neck?!—I'm not trying to fuck no penguin!"
3. Man 1 : "Dude check out my pecs I rule! I own you!"

Man 2 : "yeah, Jared, now let me see you pick up that pencil—you can't can you, you damn penguin!"
4. Woman 1: Wow, I thought Kristy was really gonna get in shape but she's doing it wrong now she just looks fucked up

Woman 2: "It's scary, she has, like, no neck!

Women 1: "Yeah, gross! let's ask her what's she's doing so we can stay the hell away from it! I wanna get cut, but I don't wanna penguin out"

Gym Penguin by The Bitchle July 12, 2017

walking the penguin 

female masturbation

Where is Joann? She in her room, walking the penguin.

walking the penguin by bling182 December 17, 2008