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Oh no! Penguins! run they are gonna take us!
Penguin by Pranktube Nation May 16, 2018
a member of the group of "birds" known as penguins. in reality they are an evil race of aliens who have been in hiding but will soon rise up and enslave or kill all humans.
Holy shit! That penguin just killed Dave! They're attacking!
penguin by TheMute1 October 26, 2004
Penguins may look cute and cuddly, but they are going to take over the world and the Gnomes are going to help them.
Stock up on the anti penguin guns because they're loose and looking for world domination!
Penguin by TheDeadDuck October 17, 2007
A person who must always be with someone. One who mates for life.
Guy 1:That girl is ALWAYS dating someone
Guy 2: Yeah, she's such a penguin.
Penguin by theonewhocreatedpenguin September 25, 2011
A girl so whipped that she will go long distances just to satisfy your needs, no matter what the needs are.

To guys, this term is used belittle the girl.
For girls, this term simply shows their love for their partner.
Friend 1: "Yo man, I totally got my girl to come from Town A, 50 kilometres away, to here to make me a sandwich.
Friend 2: "Dude, you snagged yourself a penguin."

Girl 2: "Did you actually go all the way to Town B just to make your man a sandwich?"
Girl 1: "Yeah, I'm his penguin."
Penguin by Super Smart Male June 14, 2010
A term used in the Air Force to describe an aircrew member who has never been on a flight, due to red tape or injuries.
Amn: Hey, did you ask Edens about the regs on our flight suit?
SrA: Why the hell would he know, he's a fucking penguin.
Penguin by Cryptotibbs October 22, 2009