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polishing the pearl 

Masturbating. A female rubbing her clitoris (or the general area of her vulva) is polishing her pearl. Also called "buttering her muffin," "jilling," "petting her cat," "maintaining a holding pattern," or "having a quick flick."
I like to watch my girlfriend moan and spasm while she is polishing the pearl.
polishing the pearl by wwcnd July 22, 2008

mary pearl 

Noun: 1. A person, usually female, who has a loud voice, a caring personality and a love for caps lock.

2. Someone who is as cute as a button, but can be scary as fuck and is usually linked to music/bands
"OMG that Mary Pearl is so cute"
"sure but she just slammed me into a locker"
mary pearl by Steve Baechemi March 27, 2015
A piece of foreign matter trapped in a woman's vagina continually being coated an recoated with various natural an man made substances
I pulled out after blowing my load, to find a box pearl stuck under my foreskin
box pearl by Herbie April 20, 2019

Parking Your Pearls 

Resting ones Testicles on a surface at waist level for maximum genital comfort such as resting them on a corner of a table, arm rest, friend’s shoulder etc...
Guy1: Have you been parking your pearls when someone was watching you?

Guy2: Oh yeah Corey can’t keep his eyes off my parking job.
Parking Your Pearls by Darth Lahey February 25, 2020

Melting pearls on my tummy 

How ejaculate might look on one's stomach after masturbating.
American Dad - Season 7 Episode 9 Rodger says "I'll just be upstairs melting pearls on my tummy if you need me."

Pearl Twirl 

Do you want to go to the bathroom and have a Pearl Twirl?
Pearl Twirl by Deembee June 14, 2018