Pwned by a Chick 

To completely fail as a man in either terms of video games, driving, BBQing, or any other event that a real MAN would never lose to a chick.

Me: F**k that guy can out drift me any day.. Friend: you know that's a chick driving right? Me: BULLSHIT!!!! Friend: How does it feel to be pwned by a chick!?!

Pwned by a Chick by Xero _ Manifest December 5, 2010

pwned.nl 

A site with a flash animation stereotyping the average Counter-Strike player. Everyone has seen it, yet people who just find it think it is new and post the link on forums, chat rooms, everywhere.

1337 Noob: LOLO LUK AT DIS VEDIO!111 IT IZ SO FUNEE!!121! PWNDE.NL
Everyone: OLD!

pwned.nl by Penguin X February 4, 2005

phwned 

Literally, to physically pwn someone with a telephone. More often used with wireless phones of any type.

When I hit Dave in the crotch with my cell, I seriously phwned him

phwned by Rude Irish Rebel October 19, 2005

pawnex 

A durex... that has been pawned AKA Split condoms are FTL

Man:"Oh noeeessss my durex just got pawned"
Woman:"PAWNEX!"

pawnex by Boz and Blitz October 4, 2007

powned 

A complete mispelling of an already mispelled word....pwned. People only use this spelling of the word when they are trying to be extra-retarded.

"I powned Jameel in Counterstrike"
"Your momma got powned last night"

powned by JameelVega October 6, 2005

pwned.nl 

Konane's life
see kickass

OMG i love the map dust I can pwn so many n00bs on it. Maybe today i'll pwn enough noobs so i can raise my rank in the server from 3 to 1, hehe. Ok you guys, let's move out, rogerthat. guys, you go forward, i'll camp here, roger that. omg you fucking loser i know you hack i'm gonna tell the admin on you you faggot. leave now you faggot leave leave before the admin bans you. fire in the hole. omg what the fuck was that i know you're fucking hacking you fucking fucking teamkiller fucker. you you're fucking definitely gonna get the server ban you faggot.

pwned.nl by konane February 5, 2005

Pawnex 

A Durex condom that has been pawned...
A split condom.

Man i was with my girlfreind last night....everything got messed up i had a Pawnex

Pawnex by Blitz-Blz September 27, 2007