Pastie Slappers 

Shoes worn by high ranking officials at Greggs food chain stores. these are apparatus used to flatten the pasties once they are baked. They are worn on the feet.

Ed Jackson's shoes.

Pastie Slappers by Thomas Connelley July 8, 2003

Patience of a gnat 

To be very impatient

I have the patience of a gnat.
He won't be able to wait that long. He has the patience of a gnat.

Patience of a gnat by LydiaRae June 1, 2018

Pansie

1)An insult used to descibe someone as a weak, pathetic, loser. People don't mind starting fights on these people as they are easily defeated due to their low strength, frail muscles and fragile bones.
2) a common garden flower

1) Wot a pansie, he can't even lift that block of concrete
2)ooo this pansie smells nice.

Pansie by Samstorm December 5, 2004

Patience Hodgson 

The super cute lead singer of Brisbane rock band, The Grates.

Patience is known for having more energy then a 6 year old at a birthday party drinking coridal and eating cupcakes. Patience says the reason she dances around in the crazy way that she does because she would feel silly if she were on stage just standing there and singing.

Patience is famous for her eclectic wardrobe which consists of vintage dresses, flats, and brightly coloured tights.

"Who is this crazy bean jumping around on stage belting out some sweet lyrics to a funky song?"
"Why, that's Patience Hodgson, lead singer of The Grates!"

Patience Hodgson by The Grates biggest fan September 14, 2006

Patient Transport 

Hospital workers who are under appreciated that transport patients through out the hospital.These people are awesome and randomly break out into song, occasionally...

5th Floor: Telecom can you page some awesome people that randomly break out into song, occasionally...?
Telecom: Oh you mean Patient Transport?
5th Floor: 10-4

Patient Transport by LJNSLM March 11, 2012

Doctor/Patient Confidentiality 

Slang term for oral sex.
Derived from the 2012 film Dark Shadows.
Particularly the scene where Dr. Julia Hoffman asks if Barnabas Collins is familiar with the term Doctor/Patient confidentiality, then proceeds to go down on him as an explanation.

"Hey, what happened when you hung out with Julia last night?"

"Not much, but she showed me the meaning of doctor/patient confidentiality."

Doctor/Patient Confidentiality by sayynevermore October 24, 2012

Patience of a Nigga

A term used for a person who is very persistent and patient that they are willing to wait their entire life for something. The only person who does not complain when their food is an hour late. Mostly present in nigglets named Babatunde. The main reason why dads take 18 years to get home from buying milk. There is a 1/1,000,000 chance for someone to be born with this trait.

Person 1: Hey man I haven't seen ya for a while. Where have you been?
Person 2: I've been camping outside this Walmart for the past year to get some milk for my little nigglets.
Person 1: Man, you've got the Patience of a Nigga.

Patience of a Nigga by Obsessed Luckyshipper November 23, 2020