dick on fire 

The action of a male lighting his pubic hair on fire.

-Dude, we're getting bored tonight.
-How'bout a dick on fire?
-Yeah, plus all the chicks at this party are ugly!
-All right, bro, pass the lighter!

dick on fire by Antoinou May 25, 2010

tippin on my dick 

for a girl to be all over a guy, or obsessed with him.

you go to a club and a girl is dancing on one guy and wont leave him alone, he can say "hey, that chick is totally tippin on my dick."

tippin on my dick by jesus ! June 18, 2010

Dick on straight

Whenever you realize you've banged someone, and you don't know why.

This usually occurs whenever you're intoxicated.

Kind of like "head on straight", only sexual.

Dude, why in the world would you fuck Jenna?
I don't know man, I didn't have my dick on straight.

Dick on straight by kneecoal! June 15, 2010

slap some dick on it 

To express an attraction to a female or an approval of anything you like or want.

The bitches tits are perfect, I would love to "slap some dick on it".

slap some dick on it by ...DilZniK... January 26, 2009

monopoly on his dick 

When a girl goes down a guy and performs all sorts of manuevers. This activity can last for hours (or as long as he does) much like the board game.

Last night Riley went monopoly on his dick!

monopoly on his dick by mronald April 20, 2014

stand on your dick 

Australian slang.

To hold your ground during an argument; to stand by an opinion or decision despite criticism. Often said in a admiring or begrudging way.

"Did you see Joe Bloggs on TV last night?"
"Yeah, those reporters were giving him hell, but you gotta give it to him, he stood on his dick".

"Why do you always give up so quickly in an argument? Go on, stand on your dick for once".

stand on your dick by Ole Mate July 17, 2017

SPIDERS ON MY DICK

When there’s a creepy old man that is checking you out...

Omg Tiffany THERE ARE SPIDERS ON MY DICK!!!! This guys like 50

SPIDERS ON MY DICK by Hellyea10362 September 5, 2018