drizzle nozzle

The semen that drips out of one's tip after it becomes flaccid again after sex or masturbation.

"Aw shit son, I got drizzle nozzle, ruinin' my pants."

drizzle nozzle by Jackrabbit Or Duck June 3, 2009

douche nozzle 

1) The underappreciated apparatus of the Douche that actually does the stinky work. Attached to the Douche Bag.
2) A male who acts and looks like an utter jackass. Someone who transcends common insults to the point that simply calling him a "jackass" or "douchebag" will no longer do. Much more offensive than simply calling someone a douchebag.

1) "Check out the cell phone clip on that Douche Nozzle".
2) "Can you believe that Douche Nozzle? He's walking around the party, talking to fat chicks and searching for an 'Insert Here' sign".
3) Oliver from Spring Break.

douche nozzle by sowcow50 May 25, 2005

Wizz nozzle 

A humorous term for penis

"Hey be careful not to zip up your wizz nozzle after going to bathroom"

Wizz nozzle by Lynzdraugh October 5, 2019

guzzle the nozzle 

To suck someone's dick viciously.

Damn! You must really like him to pull down his pants and guzzle the nozzle right there!

guzzle the nozzle by glxwsquid June 10, 2023

douche nozzle 

Kayne West at the VMA's.

The douche nozzle interrupted Taylor Swift in her speech.

douche nozzle by Aquafresh6 March 22, 2010

Splooge Nozzle 

Noun - meaning the male genitalia. Or any part of the male body that dispenses ejaculate. See also: penis and scrotum.

1. Descriptive use - That hooker punched me right in the Splooge Nozzle!

2. In jest - Dude, quit acting like such a Splooge Nozzle.
3. In anger - Shut up Splooge Nozzle!
4. Plural - PETA is full of a bunch of Splooge Nozzles.

Splooge Nozzle by JG, MR, CB, and C Money April 9, 2010

Turd nozzle 

One who excels in areas of douchebaggery A dork of monumental proportion.

"hey, my girlfriend is such a turd nozzle!"

Turd nozzle by Airlats September 10, 2011