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Shark-Nosing
The act of getting away completely unharmed from a situation that in any other instance would have resulted in certain death.
Inspired by the photographs of David 'Baz' Jenkins who, whilst on a shark tour boat off the coast of South Africa, photographed the miraculous escape of a seal from almost certain death in the jaws of a Great White shark. At one point the seal is seen balancing on the nose of its attacker as the shark propels itself out of the water in pursuit of its prey.
Inspired by the photographs of David 'Baz' Jenkins who, whilst on a shark tour boat off the coast of South Africa, photographed the miraculous escape of a seal from almost certain death in the jaws of a Great White shark. At one point the seal is seen balancing on the nose of its attacker as the shark propels itself out of the water in pursuit of its prey.
"She escaped the inferno with only minor cuts and bruises, shark-nosing her way out of the car window before it started to roll."
Shark-Nosing by lightstonemeadow October 10, 2013
Fan-noying
A person- commonly found at a local bar, gym, or a sporting event- who feels no one alive is smarter or more knowledgeable about a sport, and always rambles on about it in a loud, condescending, and arrogant demeanor.
"That asshole at the bar thinks no QB is better than Johnny Manziel. He won't shut up about it or stop arguing with people about it....he's super Fan-noying!"
Fan-noying by Screw Liberals June 12, 2016
spark noting
the act of reading spark notes on a book for class instead of actually reading the book. usually done the night before a test or when the book should have been read by.
Guy: What are you up to?
Girl: Just spark noting that stupid book for english.
Guy: The boring one about Africa?
Girl: Yeah the test is tomorrow.
Girl: Just spark noting that stupid book for english.
Guy: The boring one about Africa?
Girl: Yeah the test is tomorrow.
spark noting by fbrueogfwborudjc May 18, 2009
Hob Nobing
A posh style of Dogging. Where the viewers bring there own tea and and biscuits (preferably Hobnob's)!!!
Hob Nobing by hobnobing July 16, 2013
Dolphin Nosing
When you are eating a girl’s snatch from behind while she’s on all 4’s and you simultaneously bury your nose in her ass crack and move the nose up and down her anus. This maneuver generally elicits a high pitched “Eeeeeeeee! Eeeeeeeee!” sound from her the faster and deeper you go.
Rachel loves it when I do a little dolphin nosing. I like it too except I can smell her ass for days after.
Dolphin Nosing by Eaton Holgoode June 5, 2018
Nosing
Rubbing one's nose lightly across another person's skin. This is how asexual sex is performed, and is most common in the facial region, but is by no means limited to that area.
Nosing by AsexualKiwi March 27, 2015