Clock with no hands 

It means you have done time.

Clock With No Hands by The Roots

Clock with no hands by Cmoore13 July 17, 2009

No hands mommy 

When you take a piss and don't wash your hands because you didn't touch tour penis

Friend: Ew did u just take a piss and not wash your hands
Me: No I just did no hands mommy
Friend: What that
Me: When you don't touch your penis when u take a piss
Friend: OOOOOHHHHH okay, let me try

No hands mommy by XxHeY_FrIeNdzXx September 8, 2016

No hands 

The act of masturbating without using your hands, usually in the form of humping a bed/pillow, and letting the semen splurge onto the sheets.

I did no hands today, it was quite the clean-up after.

No hands by 10old9 May 1, 2024

no hands 

To have "no hands" is to lack mechanical skill, usually in relation to a video game. While originally referring solely to a lack of speed and precision in input, it has since been expanded to any situation in which victory is lost due to an inability to make effective inputs.

Commentator 1: "Let's see if XxXFaZe_DunkerXxX can pull off this combo, against this opponent though it'll be very intensive in button presses"
Commentator 2: "Nah he's cooked, Dunker notoriously has no hands"
*he proceeds to absolutely fumble the combo owing to his poor fine motor control*

no hands by depressed doge 317 December 15, 2024

look ma no hands 

what oedipus said while giving his mother (jocasta) backshots

*backshots* “look ma no hands”

look ma no hands by guzz1r January 8, 2025

No homo handshake 

A handshake with one persons hand open and the other in a closed fist. After the initial fist to hand bump, the handshakers switch and bump again.

Your handshake is gay, try the no homo handshake.

No homo handshake by MSTR-HAKR January 1, 2012

handski no no

When a girl begins to assist you in masterbation, but she stops pre-ejaculation.

I hate that girl, all she does is handski no no.

handski no no by Frenchy Honeytoast January 19, 2009