Newbie Heister 

A cool roblox notoriety youtuber

Person 1: What is a newbie heister
Person 2: I dont really know, what is it?
Person 3: Its your mom lolz

Newbie Heister by NoMik September 25, 2023

De-Newbify 

To over play a character in an new mmo, in effort to lose there new player title of Noob or Newb.

after purchasing World of warcraft, John played non stop in effort to De-Newbify his self, until he passed out and hit the floor, causing serious blunt force trauma to his mouse hand, therefor Johns Noob title can now be lifted.

De-Newbify by Amonsetira February 25, 2009

clueless newbie

Someone who is new and thinks that they know much about a subject (when it is evident they know little). Usually associated with IRC/asl.

You are such a clueless newbie.

clueless newbie by louis October 22, 2001

Newbie 

A term that was developed in Vietnam since 60% of the new recruits died in their first 3 months of service.

The senior soldiers used to name the new recruits "newbies" so that they didn't have to know the real names of the soldiers when they died in the field.

We lost another newbie today Captain.

Newbie by Mike_B July 15, 2008

twilight newbie 

the most annoying motherfuckers in the world. people who JUST read Twilight a week or so ago and suddenly think they're the hardcorest fans ever.

newbie1: i just read twilight. I CLAIM JACOB BLACK TO BE MY HUSBAND. HES MINE!
longtime fan: actually, he is mine.
newbie1: NO!! i read the book first.
longtime fan: is that why i read Twilight after the first book hit the shelves and have been a huge fan ever since and i even MET stephenie, but you just read it a week ago?
newbie2: OHHMYGOD. i love Edward.
longtime fan: -sigh- twilight newbies should be shot in the face with a bazooka.

twilight newbie by Twilight is my religion x3 March 27, 2008

newbie post 

Making a post on a forum without doing the proper search to check and see if the item has been posted about before.

"omgwtfbbq, Half-Life 2 is out!!1"

newbie post by blackice912 January 11, 2005

Newbie 

New faces

Same pattern

Noticed it in my only solace in the back garden

Well without considerable effort from certain others …

Anyways moved to front as despise the back .. used to be a nice little paint paradise .. albeit briefly …

Back to point… walk to my gate new people moved in prompt paranormal investigation after realising my movements are noticed immediately from yet another source too..

Fucking immediately..

So this time move to gauge wtf is happening

Stage was set .. got the answer ..

Move to only spot it will be possible to be seen with considerable effort … it’s a good barometer and rarely fails …

Guess what ..

Oh yep ..

Then coats and look an evening stroll … part of me could have bitten but that’s exactly why they were headed towards my house ..

New players

Newbies

Same faces

More definitions

Hubby mask slipping too …

Scary times

I’m so glad I have UD ….

…

…

Actually it’s a kind of therapy ..

Sad in itself …

Wonder if they are still outside ..

If I don’t come back I did go and check …

Lol .. my bet is this new couple as realised that’s what it is … knew me before they moved in … strange hunch I now have …

Where’s penny ?

Newbie … maybe someone else is playing bait …

Touché

Nice to see humanity is true to form …

Yet I still bite … here anyways …

Newbie by LetsTalkAboutX January 29, 2023