Newbus 

Also known as Newbus Ox, Newbus is one of several Massive Champions (MC). Newbus and Lincolnshire, the two most massive champions, reside in the Minch, in northern Scotland. Their speed, mass, intelligence, fortitude, commitment, gumption, stamina, strength, talent, skill, and so forth are unmatched. They are capable of different levels of anger. A "level 1" will cause immediate death, while a "level 10" caused the extinction of the dinosaurs. They are older than recorded time. You will never be able to see these champions due to their massive size. Although it is often thought that the moon is the cause of Earth's tides, it is really Newbus and Lincolnshire, whose massive size creates a gravitaional pull causing the tides.

Newbus Ox is certainly a massive champion. Lincolnshire and Newbus are the two most massive of the Massive Champions MC

Newbus by Disciple April 13, 2004

Newbus 

A large, grotesque beast best known for its slow movement speed and rancid odor. Very few accounts of the Newbus Ox exist, though it is believed the species went extinct as a result of natural causes sometime in the late 18th century.

The phrase "as weak willed as a Newbus Ox' became common slang in the United Kingdom at the turn of the 20th century.

Rusty the hunter would not shoot the Newbus Ox because such a kill lacked excitement and honor.

Newbus by Jacob Hammer September 8, 2006

Nebus

Human feces so sticky it cannot be removed from the anus by toilet paper, but rather only via a long thorough douche.

I was late to work due to the unexpected nebus I excreted after breakfast.

Nebus by Glow Worm May 25, 2015

nebus

A narcissistic father so determined to show his power over his child that he doesn't care about the physical, emotional or mental well being or said child. Someone who is willing to risk the life of his child to prove he is in charge.

Chase was unfortunately the victim of the ultimate nebus.

nebus by savingchase May 25, 2015

Newsbusters 

A joke of a media watchdog website that “exposes” liberal bias in the news media and entertainment shows. They claim to be the right wing’s MediaMatters, however left-leaning radio show hosts and entertainers take getting “busted” by the Newsbusters as a badge of honor and mock them mercilessly.

Uh oh, Stephen Colbert mocked Trump again! Newsbusters will be on the case!

Newsbusters by Patriotic Leftie February 11, 2021

Nebus

Nebus: "the exact opposite of fatherly instincts. Rather than protecting his child, a Nebus offers his child up to sexual predators and enjoys planning and watching the destruction of his children and their mother(s)"

The Nebus used his child as a means to hurt his former partner, separating the two and driving the mother to desperate actions to protect the child. The Nebus had no conscience or empathy.

Nebus by Lisa.Helen May 26, 2015

Nebus

The wriggling scum that lives on the underside of rocks. Hates the light of day. Most often found in Florida. The only creature known to man that despises and actively tries to harm its own offspring.

The Nebus emerged from under its rock to injure its offspring. Satisfied, it wriggled back.

Nebus by Kayne314 May 25, 2015