near death experience

a vibe check from god

Bro 1: I almost drowned under a floaty yesterday lmao
Bro 2: bruh you had a near death experience
Bro 3: vibe check from god!!

near death experience by sawft April 14, 2020

near and dear 

Near and dear is an expression meaning those who are near to your heart and dear to you - that is, your loved ones (friends and family)

Guy A - "Whom do you care the most about ?"
Guy B - "The ones who are near and dear to me ".

near and dear by Techno Crazy March 15, 2017

Near Deaf Experience 

When you are listening to music on a mp3, and the song that comes up is way louder then the previous.

Well, Key$ha is a lot louder then Passion Pit. I just had a near deaf experience.

Near Deaf Experience by Mopsynator June 30, 2010

near west side 

An up and coming neighborhood in Chicago that is home to the annual fathers day party at touhy-herbert park. Lots of really cool dudes and dudettes live there.

Were you on the near west side this weekend? I saw your snaps and it looked like it was offdachain!

near west side by Cleendawg September 1, 2017

near the knuckle

Risque. Rude but not completely gross (joke).

"That gag was near the knuckle, man." "I know but still funny wasn't it?"

near the knuckle by piscivore September 14, 2017

Near death sexperience 

A near death experience while having sex, possibly leading to a sex injury.

We wife had a near death sexperience last night, flying ogf of the couch, hurting her leg and almost knocking herself out.

Near death sexperience by Orik T. Viking December 7, 2021

near nug 

a term used to refer to marijuana that is better than mids but worse than kindbud

BOB: hey i got some near nug and a hooka wanna take a few pulls?
JANE: i love you

near nug by JmZitty April 4, 2006