Mississippi Rumbler 

When you sit on the table, and you fart. The resulting roaring sound is a Mississippi Rumbler.

Andy: Hey have you heard of a Mississippi Rumbler?

Dalen: No I haven't.

Andy: (farts) Ha, now you have! That registered a 8.2 on the Rumbler scale!

Dalen: Oh man!

Mississippi Rumbler by The Mississippi Rumbler November 12, 2009

Mississippi Back Wax 

The act of sliding down a rocky hill drunk and shirtless removing hair/skin from ones back.

Jimbo must've drank too much, he slipped taking a piss and got a Mississippi Back Wax!

Mississippi Back Wax by Spencer Bergstrand August 6, 2008

Mississippi Flip

A hairstyle that covers most of the forehead and flips up at the end. Popular among upper-middle-class white males from Mississippi, ages 16 to 25, who have straight hair. Also resembles a reverse mullet, where the party is in the front and a more business-like approach in the back.

The fraternity pledge carried a can of dip and wore a Mississippi flip.

Mississippi Flip by JamesinMadison May 25, 2007

Mississippi Mousetrap 

The act of, while receiving roadhead, suddenly putting your tilt steering wheel as far down as it will go, thus trapping the person's head in your crotch.

Best done with a girl from Mississippi or Kentucky, because odds are she will not have enough teeth to bite your junk off.

My cousin Molly sure got mad after I gave her the Mississippi Mousetrap.

Mississippi Mousetrap by JohnnyTwoDicks September 26, 2010

opiate of the masses

Something addictive that keeps the public complacent.

Daytime talk shows are the opiate of the masses.

opiate of the masses by Promethean Sky March 20, 2008

Mississippi Mud Hole 

Good suction, Nice place to stick your dick!

Dusty would be willing to fuck a Mississippi mud hole.

Mississippi Mud Hole by Jesus Loves Cock July 1, 2016

mississippi teabag 

The act of dipping your nutsack in a woman's vagina

I invited her in for tea and then gave her the Mississippi teabag

mississippi teabag by nutsack muscle August 28, 2016