mirage effect

when youre sitting in a bar and you spot a good looking girl. the mirage effect comes into play when you spot her. more often than not, this girl is going to seem much finer than she really is. picture yourself in a desert, thirsty for water. you find a bottle of dirty evian. this bottle seems much more attractive, and so you fall for the mirage effect.

-dude that bird is fiiiiiine!
-dude i totally know

two hours later, to a third dude

-dude you see that bird?
-ye, nice!
-hmm not really...are you sure you didnt just fall for the ME (=mirage effect).

mirage effect by henrizzle-yo2 March 11, 2009

mirage a trois 

When you wake up from a sexual dream in the middle of the night, and think that there are 2 women in bed with you, only to realize that they are just bunched up blankets.

He kept the lights on during sleep to avoid the reoccuring mirage a trois experience.

mirage a trois by Greyegg May 5, 2010

Mirage Dildo

A Mirage Dildo is a Dildo that looks massive on the package but it's actually really small

Girl 1: I just got my dildo in the mail turns out it was a mirage dildo
Girl 2: That Sucks

Mirage Dildo by JewishKrabs September 15, 2016

Mirage the coomlord

someone that has drip and too much robux, also very very smexy

Look at that person, he is a Mirage the coomlord!

Mirage the coomlord by Ayesyeys May 9, 2021

Mirage (the transformer)

A cool ass transformer with long ass legs

Mirage (the transformer) is a kick-ass transformer

Mirage (the transformer) by I like transformers:) March 31, 2024

Mini-mirage 

It's that thing when you think you see a parking spot but it turns out to be a Mini Cooper. Close cousin of the Fiat-figment.

Guy parking:
"OOH OOH OOH there's one...right..there..DAMMIT! Mini-mirage."

Mini-mirage by pantstore March 29, 2015

Jailbait Mirage 

An event that occurs when a legal adult male views a girl from afar who appears to be very attractive due to clothing choice or physical development, but upon closer inspection discovers that she is clearly underage.

John was driving past the local park, where he saw a girl in a short skirt who looked rather attractive. Seconds later, he saw her from a closer distance and realized she was 13, blaming this event on "Jailbait Mirage."

Jailbait Mirage by josef m March 12, 2010