Mike Wazowski
Our Lord and savior. Legend foretells he will rise again frim the depths of help and destroy all that have disregarded him
Mike Wazowski by Dankmeme445 August 21, 2017
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Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert
One of four hosts for the beerists podcast who is 90% Polish and 10% Japanese and goes by Maiku. When aroused, he has the ability to use his dirty dick as a Katana, Tonto blade, a ruler and a thermometer for toilets to tell you what the temperature of the toilet water is and how deep the toilet is. Be careful not to say Midori three times in a row or else he will show up in his Kimono and Zori and strangle you with his chain wallet or his dreadlocks which he keeps in his closet. His 24andMe is written in Hentai.
Man 1: "Hey man what are you listening to?"
Man 2: "The Beerists Podcast..."
Man 1: "Oh! I love that show! That Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert guy is soooo white!"
Man 2: "You mean the Japanese guy?"
Man 1: "Uhh... He's definitely white, man..."
Man 2: "Oh okay sure and I can Davis Dip my entire right arm."
Man 1: "Psh! Whatevs brotein shake!"
Man 2: "Well I'll talk to you later, here."
**Man 2 hands Man 1 a small origami swan and runs away**
**Man 1 unfolds origami swan and reads aloud the following**
"MIDORI! MIDORI! MIDORI!"
**Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert appears and chooses to strangle Man 1 with his chain wallet and vanishes leaving a small pile of Hot Topic coupons, but not in a pejorative way**
Man 2: "The Beerists Podcast..."
Man 1: "Oh! I love that show! That Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert guy is soooo white!"
Man 2: "You mean the Japanese guy?"
Man 1: "Uhh... He's definitely white, man..."
Man 2: "Oh okay sure and I can Davis Dip my entire right arm."
Man 1: "Psh! Whatevs brotein shake!"
Man 2: "Well I'll talk to you later, here."
**Man 2 hands Man 1 a small origami swan and runs away**
**Man 1 unfolds origami swan and reads aloud the following**
"MIDORI! MIDORI! MIDORI!"
**Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert appears and chooses to strangle Man 1 with his chain wallet and vanishes leaving a small pile of Hot Topic coupons, but not in a pejorative way**
Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert by JewBoy98 February 14, 2019
Mike Pompous Asshole
Well that’s a big surprise, Mike Pompous Asshole is a proud member of the Impeachment Posse for the role he’s played in the recent intercontinental extortion attempt!
Mike Pompous Asshole by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019
Mike’s Dead
An amazing singer, never fails to make his fans smile, without a doubt has OUSTANDING music, is adorable, hilarious, and deserves all the love in the world because he is such an amazing human ♥️💞🖤👏
Go stream Mike’s Dead ‘s Spotify playlist and buy his music on iTunes because its the absolute BEST!!
Mike’s Dead by MikesDeadFan101 May 9, 2019
Mickey mouse drug house
The place where "the boys" spent half the summer smoking weed and kicking doors down.
- An abandoned house that you broke into and claimed as your own.
- An abandoned house that you broke into and claimed as your own.
Mickey mouse drug house by Oh john boy March 13, 2014
Mickey Mouse Effect
When you have a special fondness for someone you meet while on vacation or a happy time in your life.
You have the Mickey Mouse Effect on many people, coming to Las Vegas and not seeing you is like going to Disneyland and not seeing Mickey Mouse
Mickey Mouse Effect by Diamond Slim August 13, 2019